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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What is everyones opinion on new board member whatshisname
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=65224 that bloke.

Also do high fives make you look like a twat?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:30, 206 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
It depends
If you're full of beer and fail, yes, you'll look like a twat.

Or if you take it too seriously too.

About the new guy, I think he's just trying to get a space here. You see, I've been a member for a long time now, and you've never started a thread for me. I think I'm going to cry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
You're all still noobs to my mighty certificate of online wastage of my time.
Now, drop and give me 20 chin ups.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
fucking hell
that is a mighty length (of time)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
It makes me feel like I haven't wasted so much of my life on here after all.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I can't believe that there were about 8 months where I was working in this job without wasting time on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Your career path is now closed.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
bugger

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
you fucking love it.
Now drop and give me 20 jumping johns.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Not again!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
STOP PLAYING WITH MY HAIR!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
But it's really good at Connect Four.
*plays*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Don't make me get you in a womb-lock...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
It's already locked.
I'm not letting that thing open.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Erk, I'll get the spatula

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I remember when this place was just fields of binary.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Beats my oldest (long abandoned) account by two months.
Do you remember The Great Architect, and Little Bear - real gentlemen they were. Not like B3talets these days ...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Great Architect is still around

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Of course.
Prof. Fnord? Jeez, my memory is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Yeah man, The Great Architect still posts on /talk sometimes, it's where all the cool out of order kids hang out innit blood.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Irom Maiden -
she had a most awful flounce once. Kept coming back for another kick against the pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
/searches out for da lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
You'll have more luck with 'IroN Maiden'.
and gaz me if you find it. I had an even older account back then (four digits, na-na-na-naa-na) but can't get it back up. *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
i remember when it was all uniary
I don't even know if that's a word
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I can't do those, I'm so weak
You should stop talking to me if I'm wasting your time. Now, if you ever come to one of our bashes and I'm making tapas, I won't let you try any.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
ah wat D:
I love tapirs though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I believe I might
just have an edge on you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I had no idea it'd been around that long

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
It's been around longer than that
/board's pretty ancient.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
yeah but I've never seeeeeeen you before though....

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I'm King Lurker
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I think he's the same as most people really.
I think fat people shouldn't be allowed to high five because they usually wobble afterwards and the sound of two trotters meeting makes me feel a bit sick, it sounds like a pig's applause.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Bobby Pires is a great name.

(Cave Duck, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
He's no worse or better than you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Does this mean I'm famous?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
No.
People who are singled out for attention from Chompy are 'vulnerable'.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I still feel famous, I'm going to enjoy the limelight by having a pooh at work.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Winnie the Pooh?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I'm not vulnerable!
*wibbles*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
You've dropped off my radar.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
You cunt!
I feel so rejected and worthless. I'm going to go and cry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
*shrug*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
*wails*
*tears at hair*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
You'll get over me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I give it another ten minutes.
This doesn't mean I'm going to start being nice.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
You're only ever nice to me when I ignore or insult you.
Lets let everyone have a think why.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
you've advertised the fact you're in a big house all alone for days
rapey's totally going to rape your ass tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Awh, shit man.
I'll be ok, it's only a little house rather than a big one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
That's bad
Less rooms to hide in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
phew
You'll only be violated in two rooms as opposed to five. Lucky escape there.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Very promising.
Very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
re the high five question
if the activity prompting a high five was dangerous or daring yes. If it was for throwing the pringles can in the bin, no.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Dude! You just totally posted a reply
*High Fives*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Not if it was initiated by
The Todd
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

by with
d ger
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Bad start. Very bad start. Bad enough that people with something to say for themselves, rather than Chompy, have been moved to have a go.
However, action taken to redeem self and, as previously mentioned, awesome nick. Better grasp of basics such as typing, spelling and geography required.

High fives are categorically brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Not when you have bingo wings.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
You always positive, aren't you?
Looking at the bright side all the time.

But you made me laugh :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
My glass is always half full............................of shit.
joking : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Yes. that's what you say
But I'm sure it really is full full.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Right, you edit and now
my comment doesn't make sense anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
If I could reach from here
I'd tickle you until you cried, or peed yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
In my case
Even people without much to say for themselves!

He's just gone in a bit hard on the first attempt, I think. See, we're back to Psychochomp again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
pffft
hard on
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Not to hammer home the point
As I understand that would be right up your street and don't want to give you the wrong impression. You are more of a newbie than me. If you look at my profile you will see that. Besides that nice first report.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
It depends how you class newbies
because people can lurk for years and still not get the board dynamic until they start posting. I was a lurker for ages because /talk are mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
take that back

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I'm sorry
please don't pull my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Also, rampant homophobia = lady doth protest too much territory
Your card has been marked, love. Crowsephine will now shadow you with a foghorn waiting for each opportunity to out you. Loudly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
(Well, it's got to be preferable to Darth shadowing you with a horn waiting for each opportunity to plough your rectum. Loudly.)

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I'm afraid at this stage I'm going to have to point out that
however much you might like to think so, no one is going to start thinking that pires is more of a bertie woofter than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
You fucking watch me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I'd rather not
it's going to be painfully dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Oh, while I think about, not coming to Sonisphere

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
no?
that's a genuine shame. how come?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Remember I said I was getting there on a VIP thanks to a mate?
Turns out the guy who offered the VIP, Jagermeister rep, was offering more than he could fulfil
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
that sucks
I will try not to diss you to Amberl too much in your absence
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I'll take your word for that
Genuinely gutted not to be getting to meet both of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I'm disappointed
and not only because now it will seem to my mrs that I mainly meet girls from the internet...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I'm going to do this to your fiancee:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0105414/
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
well I'm going to do this to you
www.imdb.com/title/tt0415679/

(that film should have a higher rating. it was very entertaining)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Awww I was hoping it would be this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/

Didn't that film have Samantha Mumba in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I can certainly muster up some recreational spanking if that is what is required
it did. at one point she drives a tractor with a hedge-trimmer attachment which she uses to kill zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
awesome
I like lighthearted zombie films, makes me less scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I rented it a few years back
thinking it was an american teen zombie thing. was pleasantly surprised by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
I'm not homophobic
it's just so far I think you're a bit of a tool. I'm not cementing that opinion so let's see what happens in the future eh.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Well, you are
You've assumed from pictures on my profile of me dancing that I'm gay. You ARE homophobic - it might just be on an instinctual (look it up), subconscious level rather than the more obvious verbal, abusive way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I didn't assume you were gay
someone told me on the previous post, you know the one where you threw all your toys out of the pram. Plus so far today you have accused me of being gay and homophobic. Make up your mind pal. From your photoes I assumed you were a twat not a homosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
a lot of gay men are homophobic before they accept themselves
I'm wise like Jeremy Kyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Jeremy Kyle
does a brilliant radio show on Talksport. So he's not all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
you can think he's a tool without mentioning the gayness.
We do.

Well I suppose that's not true, we ALWAYS mention the gayness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Indeed. I make a point of doing so.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

point of doing so mean spaghetti bolognaise.

Wait, that's not mean at all, what am I doing?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Funny you should say that...
I am actually quite pleased with my recipe for spag bol.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Post some to me
I'll grade you. You might get marked down on presentation if you use Royal Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Would you prefer it in a jar or a paper bag?
(I'd prefer to reduce the postage costs if at all possible, is all...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I want you to put a small hole in an orange
and replace the contents of the orange with the spaghetti, then send me the orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I don't think the orange will fit through the slot on the postbox...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
yeah, that's the main problem with what I suggested.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Citrus fruits are normally such efficient transporters of pasta sauces

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
can I recommend using a grapefruit, and sending it by special delivery

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Thank god we've got an engineer here
Kitty, expect to wait in at home to sign for a hundredweight in grapefruit filled with bolognese sauce. I'll send the spaghetti in a hollowed-out cucumber.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I really really want you to do this.
srsly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
for the record and the last i'll say on the matter
I didn't mention the gayness once. I just said suck my balls the rest is from Darth tosspot.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)
This is not being your best week, eh?
It's full of offerings not as good as they should be. Sorry about that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
This is why I like you Abby
you're very kind and remember details about people. Thank you x
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
hey Darth,
any word on Weakest Link yet eh?

*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Are you trying to get more points than me?
I won't get upset because you're my BFF, but watch out.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
It's ok
I'll let you win...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
No, no, don't think about me
I'll let you win, I'm happy knowing I'm the best.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
touche Aber,
touche
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)
I spent ages trying to think of something good-natured to say in response to this
and failed. So I shall say nothing, as I have nothing positive to say and it's not fair to take that out on you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)
oh noes, what happened?
Do you not get to go on anymore? Or did you go on and get booted out immediately?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Oh no, haven't heard yet
Just less well-inclined to respond to gentle digs in good humour than I might normally be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I wasn't digging, I was trying to get points because I remembered something about your life
I wanted an x, Aberracion got one.

*kicks pebble*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Oh, this is getting silly now
You can win, I don't mind if you win as long as I get the kisses.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I want the trophy.
I'm all about the materialism.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Well, you can have it in your cupboard of trophies
We'll know it's mine, but we'll keep it secret.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Oh, oops
I thought you were reminding me of something that I was hoping for that hasn't been fulfilled... Sorry! In which case, MASSIVE POINTS, Kitty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
and I'm back in the lead!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Aberracion has effectively promised me kisses if you win
So, you win

*puckers up*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Did I, when did I say that?
I said, I don't mind if she gets the points as long as I get the kisses. You misanderstood me completely! You're losing kissing points now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I think you were promised a peck on the cheek
Not a pecker between the...oh, never mind.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I don't get the name
am I being thick?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Football

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Robert Pires
Used to play for France and Arsenal
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Aren't you supposed to have a job
that stops you from posting on b3ta? As you made a big song and dance about leaving you should hand back your user login to rob.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I did apologise yesterday
and for some bizarre reason people mostly seemed pleased to have me back. Will need another job in a few months so won't bother saying goodbye then as I've used it up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
fair enough
carry on sport
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
He's belligerent, argumentative and seems to have upset most of the regulars within a few days of turning up
I think he's the new PsychoChomp.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I hope not
That implies he won't improve
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Maybe they're the same person
and Chompy is just trying to hide behind a new personality. Maybe he thinks he'll have a better chance at Applebite
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
He's not got off to a good start, judging by the last thread
I seem to remember he mistook her for a mando you think this could mean Chompy's actually a BUMDER? A big, rapey, Milton Keynesian BUMDER?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I think you might be right there
I keep asking myself why he gets so excited and agressive when Darth is around. I think we deserve to be alerted!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Chompy doesn't get excited around me per se
Just insecure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Is that what he says?
Is he lying to you too?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
No, he doesn't say it
I can tell these things
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I was neutral on him til that.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Love this!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Also: where the fuck were you in the last thread?
Bobby invited me to suck his balls. I am no longer happy to accept any accusations of being the biggest bumder B3tan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Yeah, apologies for the delay, I was talking to my supervisor
(He talks a lot)

*ahem*
HE'S A BUMDER!
HE'S A BUMDER!
G5~~
D5~~
da capo ad nauseam

Edit: And I should point out that he specifically invited you to suck his testicular orbs. Bumder he may be, but why do you think he chose you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
You've lost your will to shout bumder?
This is a new era in b3ta
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Oh no, I'll gladly carry on shouting 'Bumder' at anyone who exhibits vaguely bumderish behaviour
(Though I fear some may feel that this dead horse has been flogged quite enough...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
It's almost post-apocalyptic.
Without Crow protecting us, the bumders will rise and enslave us all!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Too right
How are we going to know when to protect our bums?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
*rubs hands together, laughing manically*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
You too, Brutus?
(The quote might be different in your language)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Nope, it's still latin
Et Tu Brute?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Good, in that case
I can't believe you're a bumder as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
In the case of your (frankly magnificent) backside, I think I can get away with being called a bumder, haha
Could be worse, I could be Darth
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Thanks... I think

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Don't worry, it was intended on being a compliment

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Yes, I thought so
You might have to refine your technique, I don't know if telling a lady you want to fuck her ass is the best way to go on... :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I've just realised that's actually come across that way
The initial comment was meant as a joke, I was simply commenting that you have a rather lovely backside, not that I wanted to fuck it (well, you know what I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I think so
I think it's best if we leave it as it is, because it's getting complicated and embarrasing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Yes Dear

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
You wish sonny

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
You too, love.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
you obviously haven't seen
the picture of him in a dress then
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Well, she's met me 3 times, so she should know best of all
Plus, she's seen my summer clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
See is not the verb I'd use there
You can't look at them directly or you'll burn your eyes.

However, no, I haven't seen you in a dress.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Really?
Bloody hell, here you are - Terrible, I know
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Oh, yes, I remember now!
You looked quite sexy, if a bit older than you really are. What was it for?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Lost a bet

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
You should come with us next time
to the Rocky Horror, you'll look great in full drag.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
No chance
Have spent years telling people no to that. Not a fan at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
You don't know what you're missing
I know so many people who said no after the film (including myself) and then had so much fun at the theatre.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I'll consider it...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I'll let you know next time it's in town.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
it was in his profile a while back

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
only 3?
you must have been hiding it well then
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
She's one of the b3tans who has met me the most actually....
Quite a shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
thank fuck

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
You were worried he might find out about you, eh?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
titles aren't a mantle to be passed on
We're not waiting to find someone more smug than Vipros for example. Your only hope is that your bumder meme can be replaced with another like when PsychoChomp joined OT. His meme used to be that he was actually she. Since we've got to know him better we've realised classifying him as a sex offender is much more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
well explained there

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
- and at a slight tangent -
I've given up with the hippy tag. It was the surfing that spoilt the image - just far too energetic for your normal limp flower child.
Of course, in my mind I see you wearing flairs, bearded, paisley shirt, waistcoat, hairband, joint, peace sign.
Just can't imagine that on a longboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Have I somehow outed myself?
I don't think I'm a bumder but who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
don't worry about it
you perhaps slightly overdid the suck my balls thing, but you still seem a paragon of heterosexual masculinity compared to Bumder-in-Chief Darth Foxtrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I did watch southpark yesterday
Must try harder next time.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
my first thoughts were of cartmen I must admit
which is why I think your usage was legit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
You obviously are a bumder
luckily for you the bumder meme has already been inaccurately assigned. This does mean that you'll need to work hard to throw off your current "whinging workshy student" tag, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I have no opinion, I've read probably three things he's written, two of which included "suck my balls"
so, I'm going to say BUS WANKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
POINTS
so many points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Stop that! Stop that now!
Or tell me how the score goes!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
'xactly the same as 'Mornington Crescent'.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I'm sorry...
I haven't a clue what this is.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Frankly, I think it's more fun not telling you
If it helps, friending me on FB and therefore letting me see your pics was worth points aplenty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Which pictures? How far did you go? Did you see tha naughty ones?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
No
I was kidding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Oh, good
I have just enough time to delete them, then.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
*basks in the glow of all her lovely points*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
WHAT
is this nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I think he's fucking rhomboid.


*mutters*
No-one calls me fucking oval and gets away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Would you prefer Tubby?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Rubenesque, dear boy, rubenesque...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
jocularly rotund

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Fat fuck?
Sorry, my vocabulary is broken today
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
A girth of great mirth,sir - and vice versa

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
SUMMER RAIN!
BRB, going dancing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
"Dancing with you in the summer rain..."
Good tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I can't be bothered to google it
is that from a Jethro Tull song?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Belinda Carlisle I think
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Erm, noo-o
Actual rain. Outside.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Aye, been here all day
Fucking sucks when I have to walk home
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I love it.
I are drenched.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Proper summer rain am awesome
But the shitty spitting we're getting here is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

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