you can think he's a tool without mentioning the gayness.
We do.

Well I suppose that's not true, we ALWAYS mention the gayness.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Indeed. I make a point of doing so.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

point of doing so mean spaghetti bolognaise.

Wait, that's not mean at all, what am I doing?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Funny you should say that...
I am actually quite pleased with my recipe for spag bol.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Post some to me
I'll grade you. You might get marked down on presentation if you use Royal Mail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Would you prefer it in a jar or a paper bag?
(I'd prefer to reduce the postage costs if at all possible, is all...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I want you to put a small hole in an orange
and replace the contents of the orange with the spaghetti, then send me the orange.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't think the orange will fit through the slot on the postbox...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

yeah, that's the main problem with what I suggested.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Citrus fruits are normally such efficient transporters of pasta sauces

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

can I recommend using a grapefruit, and sending it by special delivery

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Thank god we've got an engineer here
Kitty, expect to wait in at home to sign for a hundredweight in grapefruit filled with bolognese sauce. I'll send the spaghetti in a hollowed-out cucumber.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I really really want you to do this.
srsly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

for the record and the last i'll say on the matter
I didn't mention the gayness once. I just said suck my balls the rest is from Darth tosspot.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)