A hairy, lesbian one, by all accounts

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

lesbians like anal too

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I was making reference to the fact that somebody called me gay earlier
and also the fact that I am a girl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)

you can't be a girl, you showed me your cock

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I was looking at my cock last night
I am a lucky boy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:20, Reply)

uck ad
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Pffffft

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I didn't when I was one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Yeah
tell her to stick her generalisations up her arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Or not, if she wishes to decline the offer of insertions

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)

that would depend on whether or not she's a lesbian
she has a big dog, so I'm guessing she has 'biker' tendencies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

+n

it goes in "dog" if you're struggling
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post771148
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

You're warming to me, I can tell

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I have nothing against you, TLiC
In fact, I think I recall you being alright a while ago, just haven't seen you around much lately.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Moved to be under a new director who apparently takes a keen interest in our internet usage
which means phone which means reading isn't too bad but posting takes 5 minutes.

Arse. The old director left it to the security guy, and the one security guy who was mad keen on it left, and the other just forwarded the reports to the line managers. Since my line manager flat out told me he "didn't have time to check it" - i.e. get the work done and I don't care - I used to post quite a bit more.

It would be awesome if the site had an alias like "businessdesign.com" or something similarly vague.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I didn't know you could be a lesbian and then not be one

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Well I thought I was
Turns out I wasn't.
I hadn't discovered cock and I was scared of boys and my bird was a mental.
It was long ago when I was someone else or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I'm just bustin' ya balls

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:14, Reply)

How dare you imply my teenage lesbianism was caused by an excess of testerone
and vadge lips like a ballsack!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:15, Reply)

phwoar!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:19, Reply)

LIES! ON THE INTERNET!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I OBJECT
ON THE INTERNET
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I don't like this
lets hug online and feed eachother cake and then you let me touch your breasts and all will be right again
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)

I don't mind a little jiggle
But then get the fuck away from me you lezza
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I'm NOT a lezza!
how dare you say such things to me!
touch me!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Hhahahahhahaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

is it family guy
where one of the characters says that women can choose to be homosexual, it's only men that can't
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I'd say that might be a bit right
Except for prison
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:15, Reply)

anybody who has ever been to prison is obviously gay
they're like holiday camps for those who are rectally-inclined
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Some guy once bothered us in a pub
and said "I mean, I'm not a queer, I'm just a bit prison-bent, like."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Haha!
I hope he got lucky that night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:23, Reply)

He probably went up Shag Alley and poked a random arse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)

*jealous*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)