I have to agree with the pool sentiments...
...and vent some rage against the teenagers who get annoyed because they can't keep up. Stop smoking fags and trying to impress your spotty mates and you might be able to beat the old gimmers in the fast lane.

I'd own my own bike shop. I probably wouldn't make much money, but it would be stocked with aluminium, titanium and carbon fibre exotica.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and those really tight shorts too?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Al would probably want to buy some

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

To the tune of 'Stacey's Mom'
Ally's wife is going to fuck her boss
it's all that she wants, and she's going to suck him off,
oh, Ally can't you see, it's just destiny,
I know I might be wrong, but Al's wife's going to fuck her boss
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Why was I reciting this in my head?
To the tune of "All that she wants"?

It took me ages to realise that it doesn't fit.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Because
All your Ace of Base are belong to us
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

x r
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

*grins*
You want to speak to Humpty Humpty Was Pushed about this kind of stuff...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Carbon fibre erotica?
I suppose I should remember the first rule of the internet, viz, 'if you can conceive of it, it's probably been done somewhere on the interweb,' but really? Really?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)