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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd let our wedding carriage be drawn by pugs.
And you can keep warm under my rolls of fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
this does sounds pretty awesome so far...
how many times in the night would you wake up and then scream at my inherent beauty?

Can you juggle?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Your beauty is so radiant that I think I'd be plastered against your nose the whole night
with my toes curled around your broom-on.

No, but I can get very drunk and fall over.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
the date is set.
My dress will look beautiful ◕ ◡ ◕
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I'm kneedeep in my own gush

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Must...resist...strikethrough...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Nah, fuck it...
Sometimes an open goal is an open goal.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)
FNAR FNAR

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)
CROW NO!
*scarpers*

That's fucking creepy, regardless of whether or not one claims to be a crow...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Did you watch the Family of Blood?
(the Doctor Who episodes where the Doctor was human and was being pursued by scarecrows) Fucked my shit right up. Was fantastic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I'd forgotten all about that one
Yeah, that one was kind of creepy. Though this was balanced by the hilarity of the institutional racism it also portrayed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
The young guy was kind of really, really hot.
I've got my house, btw. Exciting times in SE5.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Awesome. I guess you're statistically less likely to get attacked in Camberwell than in Bermondsey
I may have to visit at some point and frighten your housemates.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

wedding under
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
pugs are very good at still life sketches

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Nothing still about Lampito's clopper

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

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