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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have the answer1. Get gym membership
2. Swim during quiet times or use the designated swimmers' lanes
3. Get fit
4. ??
5. Profit!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:06,
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Where ?? ="Visit the pool during busy times to exact your frenzied revenge with an amphibious petrol-driven lawnmower."
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This is an excellent ideaPatent it NOW!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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I am a member of the gymthey only have lane swim ONCE a week!! And the adult swim is at like 830 and I prefer to go straight from work :(
I may petition more lane swim days
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:19,
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Yes. Petition timeAlternatively grow your toe nails so they scratch upon the ground and then you can dig them into passing swimmers.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:25,
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