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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Isn't there enough partially curdled milk underneath your helmet already?
Adding more will just make you look old and incapable of taking care of yourself.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I polish my helmet 5 times a night
it's in pristine condition
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Ah, this would be how you make it glow in the dark
And attract moths to its dull, throbbing radiance
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
You're getting awfully lippy
for a guy who looks like Sigourney Weaver's effeminate sister
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I don't know whether that's a more or less embarrassing comparison
than my friend telling me I look like a deformed version of Twiggy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I'd say less
at least Sigourney has an element of masculinity about her
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Yes, but it's going to be more difficult to masturbate
If I see Sigourney staring back at me in the mirror
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

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