Well after the stuffing from the Spanish football team then. Good plan.
There's lots of vile racist names for other nationalities you can learn. Some are really offensive - mine is calling all Greeks/Cypriots/southern Turks 'greaseballs'. It's the lumping together of nationalities who dislike each other that's so inspired.
No difference is drawn between the Spanish and Portuguese - all 'dagoes' - now you may have no problems with either nation, but wouldn't want to be assumed to be either incorrectly.
You'll have found already calling an Englishman 'british' rubs the fur the wrong way, just as calling the Welsh, N.Irish or Scots 'English'. Much fun and bloody noses can be got from this.
It is essential to add 'no offence intended'. Of course.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Very interesting
You, British.

I hope we win on Sunday so I can rub it in if I go to Holland, rather than all of them making fun of me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

She's got, by George, I think she's got it!
Yes, I'm English. And the dagoes the Spanish team look invincible. I'll be with them all the way.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

They did play very well yesterday
Maybe the fact that Torres wasn't there at the begining helped. I'm starting to get nervous for Sunday. I don't want to be too hopefull, just in case. Holand has been playing very well.

And you're not English, you're a guiri (note I don't even put capital letters there)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Attention to capitals appreciated - wossa guiri?
I asume it's Spanish for 'dough-faced spider legs coming over here vomiting on our beaches'.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Pretty good description
Add to that sunburn, socks & sandals, and you've got it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Ahh - the traditional british holiday!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)