*bares chest*
*flexes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*fans self*
*swoons*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

if only I had respectable muscles in places other than my shoulders...
(and groin)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Sadly I could probably match you on the shoulders
:/
When I wear strapless dresses I have to ensure I'm wearing loads of makeup, otherwise I look like a builder from Gravesend.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

not a good look for a lady I imagine
I've been wearing checked shirts quite a lot recently, and have started to look like either a cowboy or a lumberjack. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I can't wear checked shirts
for exactly the same reason.

Some days I wish I was petite and under 5'6" and not 'sturdy'.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

my ex was
(apart from her gargantuan breasts)

I was always worried I'd break her.

There is definitely a market for real sized women such as yourself. Tall, broad men require non-fragile women.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I have found this
but then I've tended to date climbers, mountain bikers and other outdoorsy types. Husband #1 was an ex-soldier, husband #2 a farmer.

I can't be doing with wimps - they need to be able to wrestle a bear and then beat me at arm-wrestling.
Hairless men can't do this. FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I approve of this.
my mrs isn't small, 5'7 and quite well-built for a lady, and I carried her upstairs the other day because she foolishly said I couldn't after I had picked her up.

I wouldn't be able to call myself a man if I hadn't been able to do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Rrrraaarrrrr!
That is all.
:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

frankly I think I was lucky I didn't injure myself
carrying a load is easy. carrying it upstairs and round corners is not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Fireman's lift over the shoulder is the way to go
But being 'swept off your feet' is more romantic.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I should have gone with fireman's lift
as it was it was front to front, with legs wrapped round me. not easy to go upstairs!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)