Oh Bert, you chubby funster. C'mere and have some fluff.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't wanna
I'm bitter because for all my efforts, I've never been in the newsletter, and I've had babies and been married and everything :'(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

don't worry bert
I even posted on here whilst in established labour and didn't make it into the newsletter (sob!) - but the combined efforts of 2 b3tans to make a baby is definitely newsletter material! not sure about al though. in general, I'm not sure about al actualy.
( ascorbate, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

If you want
I could smack it back in with a croquet mallet, and force Rob to put you in the Newsletter at gunpoint
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

nah, you're alright
I think my nether regions have just about recovered from him being yanked out with LOLforceps, I'll just sit and be bitter until the next one.
( ascorbate, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I ain't done non of dat shit and I'm always in the newsletter. I fink dat it it's annoying always being quoted and shit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I don't even read the newsletter anymore
if it hasn't got me in it, it's shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)