Yay newsletter
Thanks Rob :)

Q: Al's getting married tomorrow, what will you be doing to celebrate this great day?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:27, 163 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hooray!

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

yay!
how lovely!
( ascorbate, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Oi, put it back, I was only kidding ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

beckyjsbx terrifying other users for 2 years, 10 months and 10 days

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Just you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

You used to scare me a little bit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

But then you met me and found out I'm awesomeness personified
Yeah, that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Precisely.
But then, when I was new to OT, I used to be scared of Al as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Aww bless ya

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

All the sensible folk still are scared of him

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Nah, I stopped being scared of him aaaages ago.
And then I met him, and realised there was no need to be afraid of him in the first place.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I don't think I've ever really been scared of anyone on here, you're all quite harmless.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I'm still scared.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Of me?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

a little
and Kristine. You both yell when I'm not expecting it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

If you met me, you'd fucking love me. Or hate me.
HUGGLES
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I feel better now
although you could be lulling me into a false sense of security before dislocating your jaw and eating my skin.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

becky is well mean
don't listen to anything she says
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Shut the fuck up badger, I'm doing something here

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Luring new victims to your lair?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Bingo :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Come to London, it's the only way to find out

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Because becky will never leave London

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'm totally going to Bristol in December

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

for the wedding bash?
I'm going to try my damnedest to be there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

As am I, as am I
(if it's the bash I'm thinking of)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Probably. Oh the things I could do to you there.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

So long as they don't include something I just had the misfortune to see
(legal, but fucked up)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Goat raping with your nephew's cock while your wife fists a 2 year old?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I said legal
Just saw a man put a biro down his jap's eye and then try to write with it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

That's rather horrid.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Yuh huh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You always say that. You hate us really don't you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

of course he does
I heard he was going to drop out of going to Sonisphere just in case he bumped into me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Well that I can understand...KIDDING

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

CHARMING
and true
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

as if!
I'm just going to avoid you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

sad times
for all concerned
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

mainly you though ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I think not
I think you will cry into your beer, and make your weed all damp
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

that seems unlikely
but I'm not going to rule it out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I just checked
my bloody ticket was dispatched yesterday as a registered delivery. There is no-one in the house and the post-office won't send it on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

motherfuckers
you should post this to them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

or just some talcum powder

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

yeah, but bristol in december is actually within my reach

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Again, what you said before. YOU HATE US, FINE, WE HATE YOU TOO.
Yay Bristol with Vip in December
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I'd forgotten about it
but as it is relatively close, and I am available, and there are going to be so many quality b3tans there, I'm actually quite excited.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

just checked with my social secretary
and I am currently available :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Giggety

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

me too
I was honoured to discover you don't find me as annoying as a mosquito with ADHD.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

You grew on me :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Like warts?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Or bumgrapes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Eugh, you're both horrible.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You love us both

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Shurrup and give us a smoosh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Oh to be caught in a becky/roota smoosh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

smooshes under duress

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

u

BECKY!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Oh hullo Becky
fancy seeing you here!
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Arf!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

*strikethroughs the second 'u'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

oi!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

You thought it too!
Filth
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Best place for ya

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

it was you, not her
you made me cry with your accusation of irresponsible alt Q usage on my part :(
( ascorbate, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

That was directed at becky.
There's no q or alt q in this post.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

still made me cry
you evil-doer
( ascorbate, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Oh ffs

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Awwwwww
Ya big softy, that's lovely!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

awww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Bravo!
*doffs cap*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

That's fucking sickening
Al's not even a user of the main board, his wedding is insignificant. CHCB and Captain V having a baby out of wedlock, and getting married within a year of meeting, is nothing to be proud of. It shows desperation on both their parts and is extremely wrong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Oh Bert, you chubby funster. C'mere and have some fluff.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Don't wanna
I'm bitter because for all my efforts, I've never been in the newsletter, and I've had babies and been married and everything :'(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

don't worry bert
I even posted on here whilst in established labour and didn't make it into the newsletter (sob!) - but the combined efforts of 2 b3tans to make a baby is definitely newsletter material! not sure about al though. in general, I'm not sure about al actualy.
( ascorbate, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

If you want
I could smack it back in with a croquet mallet, and force Rob to put you in the Newsletter at gunpoint
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

nah, you're alright
I think my nether regions have just about recovered from him being yanked out with LOLforceps, I'll just sit and be bitter until the next one.
( ascorbate, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I ain't done non of dat shit and I'm always in the newsletter. I fink dat it it's annoying always being quoted and shit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I don't even read the newsletter anymore
if it hasn't got me in it, it's shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I had a cherry coke last night and thought of you.
I asked for diet cherry coke but they didn't listen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

cherry coke makes me hyperactive
good job I don't like it really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

it used to make me drunk
but they've changed it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

are you sure that wasn't just your mother's cherry coke?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Or did Chompy buy it for you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Chompy AND my mum

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Drinking it now,
bought it by accident instead of normal coke. I am missing my friday morning cokeness and having to drink cherry coke which frankly just is'nt the same. And btw hard on for newsletter.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I had a cherry lucozade yesterday
it tasted incredibly like cherry coke
( ascorbate, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Diet is made of wrong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I don't like real coke, I think it's too sweet.
Same goes for real cherry coke. The diet one tastes like cherry yoghurt. So really I should just have a cherry yoghurt I suppose.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I mostly drink Coke Zero now
because it is far tastier than diet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I don't like coke.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Can I subscribe to your rss feed?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

+a s +e

that reminds me, I saw a trailer for "The Human Caterpillar" last night. Fucking weird.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I want to see that film.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

my mate saw Predators last night
said it was rather good. not gory enough though.

Also, The Expendables looks awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I want to see Splice
I'm not too sure about Predators. I wanted to see it on Tuesday becaus I was in the mood for watching people get skinned, but it wasn't out and now I'm feeling all fluffy again.

I watched Shrek 4, it was kind of lame.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Oo, me too.
Splice looks highly interesting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Not heard of Splice
I like the word. Must investigate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

COCKSPLICE
Still like it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Think that's called a 'Meatonomy'
I've seen bisected bellends, they make me cross my legs and whimper.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Splice just looks silly
I know it is a film and stuff, and ridiculous things happen in films, but if you are planning on splicing together the DNA of two creatures, creating something that appears to be a human-sized, bipedal winged scorpion is surely not the most sensible thing to do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

oh shush you
like Predators is the height of realism.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

no one ever understands this
there are levels of realism that films seem to aspire too. It can be shown best using the Die Hard films.

The premise of the first two and to a slightly lesser extent the 3rd film is fairly realistic, however the 4th one is shitty because of all the ridiculous computer/internet stuff.

Predators starts out with the concept of aliens and within that is perfectly acceptable.

Splice has some illegal genetic manipulation stuff, which is fine, but they seem to choose to use something stupid to do it, which is stupid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

'no one ever understands this'
patronising statement is patronising.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Patronising is when 'WE' talk down to 'YOU'
Just clearing that up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

it was meant as an expression of frustration, not to be patronising.
the above is about as well as I can or have managed to explain myself on the subject.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I understand what you mean
I always tell Wiggy off for saying that things were unrealistic. He picked holes in Up the other day, never mind the fact that the house is being supported by helium balloons and there are talking dogs.

I don't think Splice sounds that silly though, albeit I haven't seen it yet so it could be ridiculous.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

it's hard to explain what I think about it
it's only very rarely does something strike me as unrealistic within the context of a film. I'll happily accept most things, but occasionally there is something that is just daft.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Films being unrealistic only pisses me off if its something I know about.
I was angry all the way through Outbreak, they made so many mistakes in the opening five minutes alone.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I'm the same when I watch CSI
I still love the show, but the second they touch a computer I get RAGEFACE.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

That's why I love Regenesis so much.
All the science is bang on, and even the stuff that isn't feasible now could very well be in the near future.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

And any show/film where they get CCTV footage
And zoom in to impossible levels, then 'sharpen' the image to show a full HD perfect picture of the killer's face reflecting in the eyes of the victim.
ARRRGGGGHHHH!!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Yes! This!
And anything that occurs in a forensics lab basically. And the magical DNA matching that works for absolutely anything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Like Superman spinning the earth backwards in order to rewind time?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I watched 2012 recently
and nearly found myself getting upset ONLINE at the blatant disregard for core Physics principles in the basic plot of the film.

Then I just M'd TFU and cracked another bottle of cider open
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

FUCK!
Ducky?!! How the hell have you been?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Not bad matey
Bought another house to stop TGB taking a contract killing out on me, got a puppy ariving in a few weeks to join catface, and been driving lots of cars in hot places. I think that just about sums up everything.

B3ta's still completely blocked from work, but hats off to whoever invented working from home - b3ta on desktop and work VPN on laptop FTW...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Glad to hear you're alive, safe and sound!
I'm still jealous about your job though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Cannot wait for the expendables
I was reading the a feature on it in Empire where Stallone is talking about the day on set where himself, Mr Willis and Mr Schwarzenegger all have their scene together. Apparently Arnie turns up a little late with a huge cigar on the go. I reckon he would be one celebrity that would live up to your expectations if you met him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Not heard of that one.
What's it about? I only hear about the sci-fi/fantasy/horror films cos I'm a massive nerd and read SFX.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

It's got every action guy ever in it
don't know what it's about, but it probably doesn't matter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

In that case, I assume it'll involve lots of
Killing, big guns, shirtlessness, fighting and snappy one liners.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Yeah it'll be like Die Hard Even More

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

it's going to be fucking awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

^THIS
It looks immense!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

it'll make up for the A Team being shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Didn't see it, have been warned off.
I can tell The Expendables is going to make me punch the air in the cinema and shout "YOOOORRRR!!!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

same here
I saw a tv show about the custom car company who made the special truck for the Expendables. Worth it for that alone :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

it's one final hoorah for all the action legends from the 80's and 90's written by sly himself and starring
Sly Stallone, JCVD, Arnie, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Jason Statham and a hatful of others. It really is going to be truly awful or truly amazing. Splice looks good plus it makes me think of bioshock so cant be bad
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Interesting.
It sounds like it would be the kind of film I'd enjoy. But it could go either way.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Just like you then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Just like me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Me too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

*awaits explanation*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I was mocking you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I figured that
I assumed you were calling me dull or something.

People in glass houses....
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

should shit in the dark.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

POTD
Never heard that one.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I think that some guys from /talk should be in the newsletter for having kids after a couple of biffs with a random and then not being able to see their failed abortions.
it's well funny and they go all mental when you mention it. lol.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

OMG you said lol. Isn't that forboden?
But yeah, they should totally be newslettered for that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

nah, not when it's a sarcasm lol.
lol.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

lol or wen u does a botty brapp in ur doggs fase an hez lek wtf an ur liek yeh lol

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I'm callin u a roflcoptr coz u is well funny innit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I dunna lol den a roffle den a plop de poop lol again lol

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Oh em gee, you just did it again
Oh wait, I see what you did there...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

He misread catface
and thought it was about him.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Ha, nice.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

wasted on the non talkers though.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

"look everyone, I made an in-joke
and since none of you care enough to question why you don't get it I'm going to point out that it's an in-joke"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

we're having an conversation here
Simon says: back the fuck up
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Pharoahe Monch?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

cowfoot?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Friz,
often refered to as fat face.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I thought he was married and such

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

do people actually like him?
I find it hard to tell
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I like him,
I still think he needs to shut the fuck up every so often.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

haha NO.
He got a baby what adds a question mark at the end of his father's name.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Aww bless

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Internet lies
I though Al was a faggy type?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

yay, thanks - that's frickin' awesome!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Yay I spelt your name right, That never ever happens :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)