^this
plus, I'm fucking skint at the moment.

at least Darth isn't a runner normally. It fucks me off when people who run every day for enjoyment decide that they should be sponsored for a run.

I shaved my beard off a few years back and raised a couple of hundred quid for charity. It caused me great distress. I want to see equal effort in other people's charity shenanigans.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What do you look like without the beard?
- and good for you, matey.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

It was a traumatic experience getting my chest length hair cut off
but felt slightly good knowing my four years work was going to a wig maker to make hairpieces for people undergoing chemotherapy.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I read that as
"Getting my lengthy chest-hair cut off"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I appear to have a much rounder face
look younger.

it freaked me out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Looked younger you say?
Keep that in reserve for when you hit 40. Shave beard - et voila, 30 again.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

no way
I'm going to be that guy with a long pointy beard, big mad hair and a waistcoat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Going to be?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

my hair isn't big and mad enough yet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I shaved my balls
for Vietnamese schoolgirls
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

That's what Vips means - you shave your balls anyway,
Claiming to do it in exchange for Vietnamese schoolgirls is duplicitous. (Probably were schoolboys anyway.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)