Two-for-one offer.
Make a sad child happy - give Darth the excuse to prance around London in a pink tutu AND for every £10 raised I will stay of OT for a day. Reach the target and I’ll be gone for over a month!
Also you can feel all Vippy for giving a child the education it needs.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49, 69 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

if I could I would
but I spent all my money on cocktails last night

Edit: but I felt guilty so I gave anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

did you hear that Darth isn't coming to Sonisphere?
the giant twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

what's stopping him?
Ludicrous behaviour that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

his mate is a jager rep
and couldn't come through with the free VIP ticket or somesuch nonsense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

that's the funniest thing I've heard today.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

slow day huh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

pity
he should buy a ticket anyway though. It looks like great fun, am really looking forward to it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

me too
it's going to be awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I'm trying to work out how to collect my ticket though
my family are in Malta for the next five weeks, and I'm buggering off to Rome before England, and not going to Ireland at all. So it'll arrive at an empty house. Not sure what to do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

any way you can get the ticket sent elsewhere?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

bloody seetickets
won't even let me sign in (my dad bought the ticket)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

that sucks balls

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

don't worry Amberl!
I'll internet rescue you. Post me your keys and I'll take care of it.and by that I mean go to your house and wear undergarments on my head
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

excellent
*posts keys*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

:D
I'm gonna wear the frilliest, shiniest thing I can find.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

are Alice in Chains playing there again?

( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

they are
well pleased. they were the best band last year.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I've seen them twice before
But I could watch them again and again...
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

they were shit hot
I'd forgotten how much I liked them. jerry Cantrell is a legend, and I rate their new singer as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

it's the funniest thing
I've heard since 10:09.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

What happened then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Bless you, my child.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I will have my reward in the kingdom of heaven
*looks solemn*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I love it when you do that solemn look.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Thanks babe!
Really sweet of you. How are the holidays?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

went to party-central last night
drank a lot naturally, caught last bus home.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Glad it's awesome
Thank you for the sponsorship, I really appreciate it. Gutted that I won't get to meet you at Soni
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

All shurrup
I'm getting stalked by a mental
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I didn't mean to alarm you
I just... I just wanted to show you how much you mean to me.

And I love dead rabbits so surely you should?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Oh Amberl!
Why'ntcha say!

No man, he's outside work looking for new victims...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

it's not me this time
I'm genuinely worried for my girl
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

He's gone.
I can't find out how or why he left at the mo, but knowing him he probably saw someone else he has haemorrhoided himself onto recently.
EDIT: Security removed him. Get in!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Phew!
- does this mean security will be hanging round for 'free coffee' now?
(Unless you're in the other deli today).
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

They did hang around for coffee at the cafe
Leaving him to harass other campus catering staff. Hoorah!
Good job I mentioned it though because it turns out he's been freaking a lot of women out with his creepy following and social ineptitude.
I think he's a B3tan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I don't give money to africa any more.
I gave them £15 a few years ago, and they still haven't sorted themselves out, I bet they spent their money on BMWs and swimming pools. That's the trouble with these african based charities, they're not accountable to anyone, they're all so currupt. Now, I didn't give them that £15 expecting to see it back, but it would have been nice to see it go towards something useful for what the charity wants, like a hospital wing or a school class room, but it's a bit of a punch in the guts that out of that £15, there is probably a £50 "admin fee" taken out of it, which'll only go towards playstation 360s for the fat-cats who own the chairty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Good point Mr Littlejohn.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

This is the third time this has been posted
I'm not donating on principle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

on principle because I'm a cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I'm with Bert on this one
Twice is pushing it, thrice is SPAM SPAMSPAM SPAMMITY SPAAAAAAAAAM!
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Give and I'll go.
*edit* - Ooops,didn't mean to sound quite so pushy, but, c'mon chaps. A couple of quid - what's that to you?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I donate money to Barnardos every month
and I've never had an orphan in return.

Fucking chugger cunts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

pay money and you'll stop spamming!?
That's not how a community chat board works.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

My apologies. One does get carried away at times.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

nae borra neebor
Here pal, c'mere and hae a Tennents Super wi yer ol' dad
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Cheersh, Da.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I've got no end of friends and colleagues doing stuff to raise money for charity
So much that I think before donating based on many factors - how well I know the person, what they're doing, who the charity is.

I've given to DiT and PJM in the past year after they announce on b3ta. Tell us once and leave it at that. No one likes spam.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Yes, I thought that was the point you were making before.
If you've done any fundraising you'll know it's easy to over-reach.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

^this
plus, I'm fucking skint at the moment.

at least Darth isn't a runner normally. It fucks me off when people who run every day for enjoyment decide that they should be sponsored for a run.

I shaved my beard off a few years back and raised a couple of hundred quid for charity. It caused me great distress. I want to see equal effort in other people's charity shenanigans.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

What do you look like without the beard?
- and good for you, matey.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

It was a traumatic experience getting my chest length hair cut off
but felt slightly good knowing my four years work was going to a wig maker to make hairpieces for people undergoing chemotherapy.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I read that as
"Getting my lengthy chest-hair cut off"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I appear to have a much rounder face
look younger.

it freaked me out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Looked younger you say?
Keep that in reserve for when you hit 40. Shave beard - et voila, 30 again.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

no way
I'm going to be that guy with a long pointy beard, big mad hair and a waistcoat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Going to be?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

my hair isn't big and mad enough yet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I shaved my balls
for Vietnamese schoolgirls
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

That's what Vips means - you shave your balls anyway,
Claiming to do it in exchange for Vietnamese schoolgirls is duplicitous. (Probably were schoolboys anyway.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

It's up to me who I choose to donate to
I won't have some 80s reject dictate to me where my money goes, just because he's doing a fun run
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Saying that though, I reckon if we band together, we could beat the top-donation spot and give the name something like E.D.L
And the comment being "Fuck it, £30.01 to stop them coming here? Worth every penny".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

but if people stopped coming here
I'd only have myself to argue with
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'll admit I've spread the net a bit wide on this
and I'm happy to apologise to DJTP and Bert if my chugging has gotten annoying. I get quite involved whenever we come up with some silly-arse way to raise money for charity and don't know where the line is. As Vipros says, I'm not in the habit of running (or wasn't, at all, six months ago, I have done some training for this) and am sure as hell not in the habit of jogging through London in a tutu, whatever you might have heard to the contrary, I'm not planning to ask people to give me money to run at any point in the future. Next charity thing will be something I've never done before. Maybe I'll deliberately start an argument for no discernable reason, or just MTFU and talk back to someone in real life.

I am nonetheless extremely grateful to Larry for his attempts to raise money on our behalf however, and for the idea of the tutu which has more than doubled our sponsorship total since I decided to use it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Fuck off, you cunt
I think standard procedure dictates that you keep the link as your sig, that way anyone who is interested will donate.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Good idea, Bertyboy. Make a note Mr.Foxtrot.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

^this
That's what Devil in Tights did, the madcap wife murderer. (No apology necessary, I'm not upset or owt just sounding off).
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Gotcha.
- but you still don't want to cough up just to get Darth off your back?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Link's too long to fit into my sig
Several B3tans have kindly contributed, am happy to let it go now to be honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Unnerstood.
Enjoy the run. And behave yourself - you know what I mean.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Thanks for all your help Larry
I appreciate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)