Like the time when I found my dead grandad with a Henry Hoover in his bed.
I had to lie to my parents that I was just hoovering his cock as it smelt a bit dead and didn't want the ambulance men feeling a bit sick on the way to the morgue.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You did the right thing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Not when I put it onto blow instead of suck and puffed out loads of his nutdruff all over the curtains :S
I breathed in loads of it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

How do you know it was nutdruff and not cat dander?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

tasted like wurther's orginals and my sofa.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

We shared a grandfather

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I know, he had a picture of you in his wallet.
of your left booby.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

That's the biggest one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

That's because you've got a melons and lemons going on, your right looks like an angry whitehead.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

It is an angry whitehead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

cor. I bet your boyfriend is always trying to pop it.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

he's done that a few times but it always comes back

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)