What I want to know is -
during al's wedding, in the bit where they do the "if anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony..." did al's gay bike burst through the door and wheelie down the aisle before braking to a stop by the altar and then did al get on the bike and ride off into the sunset through the church doors and are they now finally happy together in a world that judges their two-wheeled love?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:52, 15 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really hope he was left at the altar.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

You're pretty bitter this morning.
I didn't go past MK on the train yesterday, so didn't see the cows, so didn't text you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I'm actually in a really good mood.
I just hate you all.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Did you find someone unconscious in the road last night then?
I love you, sweetheart.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Something like that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

dead?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

EXCLUSIVE AL WEDDING PICTURES!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

brilliance
in pictoral form
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

No but I bet Al and the missus rode off into the sunset on a tandem.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Or just sharing his gaybike.
She'd be quite comfortable on his crossbar.
At least he says it's his crossbar.
Are crossbars really that small?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

This is poetry

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Mrs Al, Mrs Al
give me your answer do,
I'm so crazy over my love of you,
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage,
but you'd look sweet
upon the seat
of a bicycle made for two.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Is this best recited in the voice of HAL9000?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

he will need 'Mrs Al' to help him cycle
She steers the right handlebar
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)