I did judo aged about 10, it's gay - but even still, I was fucking terrible.
I gave up when the little girl down the road beat me three weeks in a row. It was most humiliating.

I looked at kendo classes last year, and visited one down near Waterloo. In truth it was fucking terrifying. I bottled it.

I am a thoroughgoing disgrace to my warrior antecedents.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not even a trace of Northern.
*Shakes head sadly for lost kin*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

morning Monty
feeling a bit more chipper this week?

got told on saturday by a bunch of people that my band was "world class" and that we'd go far

I suspect they'd had too much cheap ale and scrumpy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)