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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
A carrier bag from which shop?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:18,
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16 years ago)
Tesco's
we don't want her thinking she's special
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:19,
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Tescos??!! *vomits into hat*
you really are twisted
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:21,
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Just 'Tesco' will suffice
We don't need to talk about the non-existent mr Tesco and get me all cross.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:23,
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I like to imagine Mr Tesco being an 'Uncle Scrooge' type billionaire
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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Sir Terry Leahy is a scouser
How dare you
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:28,
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*cackles like Donald Duck*
*sexually abuses Huey, Duey and Louie*
*films and sells under the title 'Fuck Tales'*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:29,
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There is a Mr Tesco
every christmas he finds a hard-up family and gives them half a bag of out-of-date turkey twizzlers.
Gawd bless 'im.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:29,
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