haha!
Why's everyone picking on Gums today, did he done something bad?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We're just giving him some material for his stand up
he needs all the help he can get because although people throwing bottles at his face will probably help the chairs and tables could cause some damage.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Nah, we do it all the time :) it's funny :)
EDIT: But what I say is totally true PsychoChomp, He looks like a crippled Teddy Ruckspin.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Well he's not done me
:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

but everyone else has

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I haven't
she wouldn't have me :( sad times
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

She's only interested if you say no.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

you ought to have that tattoo'd on your arm

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I've got enough mental scars

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

/emo
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

We'll do it soon :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Sorry, you've been double dibbled.
I would be scared to catch their curses with the opposite sex via the proxy of nob contact.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Actually, that's true
Most if not all of the men who've put their pee pee near my vajayjay have had little or no luck with women afterwards.

Well, we have our suspicions one was gay, several were autistic and one's gorgeous but lacks attractiveness.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)