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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I put both my fists, feet and traffic cone into your pobber.
You honked with delight like the QE2's foghorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
sometimes the things you say are quite good and a bit funny
and sometimes they are not.

This post was the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Did you hear that DG!!? it wasn't good enough! shit man, he might sack me if I'm not careful, as Bert's personal entertainer.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
same here, don't worry though, you'll get it back

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Seeing as I remember little of what went on in the George
(apart from sitting on the smoking step round the back) I can neither confirm or deny this happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
You made me bend you over and pat you on the back really fast whilst you did steam train noises.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
No wonder JA looked at me funny all night

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
He looked at EVERYONE funny that night. He was so crosseyed I think he was classed as a cyclops.
He only had a couple of pints, bloody fairy welsher.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
He didn't say a word the whole time we were on the Picc. line home in the morning
but that may just have been him judging me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
he was just scared if people heard his accent that someone would mug him for his haircut.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I honestly kept forgetting he was welsh until he opened his mouth
Jaxachordal for best b3ta couple!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
That combo would give you a quimquake in an instant.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
You've seen the photo, rite?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
rite.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
SF gazzed it to me.
Best thing he's ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
aw, don't be harsh on yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
"It was more of a drunken fumble"
"If that's not an admission to two pumps and a squirt I dodn't know what is"

I love /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

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