You could probably earn money from this service. How about an ad campaign?
"Are you the sort of vapid twat that frequents town centre clubs on a weekly basis? Do you have bleach blonde hair and wear too much make-up? Do you like to get attention from men but are fed up of the inevitable stalking and date rapes? Well 'Twat-B-Gone' is the service for YOU! Fob him off with a fake email address and you can continue to tease drinks out of him safe* in the knowledge that your semen stained corpse wont be found in an isolated lay-by"

This is not a guarantee of safety
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Twat-B-Gone

I likes that name....


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Oh, I see Legless
reply to everyone but me, I see how it is.
If this is the way it's going to be, your cards are marked, sunshine. Just you wait, you're DEAD to me now.

EDIT Oh wait, you didn't reply to Psychochomp either, what is it you've got against sex pests?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

*Strokes*

I'll alter my message so the footer says:

Service provided by the awesome Bert Monkeysex

cheers

EDIT: Done
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

and then give me their contact details
I'll turn the tables, like. The rapist becomes the rapee
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Actually

That would be rather easy to do. I could just forward their message, which has their email address, to you...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)