Whoops, better late than never
*ahem*

++BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. SUSPECTED SIGHTING OF A NEW AND PREVIOUSLY UNCHARTED BUMDER IN THIS AREA. THE BUMDER SEEMS UNSURE OF HIMSELF IN THIS NEW AND DISORIENTING ENVIRONMENT BUT IS SUSPECTED TO BE GUIDED STILL BY HIS INNATE INSTINCT TO BUM. BUMDER ALERT. HE IS CURRENTLY ASSUMING THE MONIKER OF "BOOBYPIRATES" IN THE HOPE OF DISGUISING HIS BUMDERISM WITH A BOOBAL FIXATION, AND APPARENTLY SPORTING LONG HAIR AND A BEARD, PRESUMABLY TO LOOK LIKE JEFF BRIDGES, UNDER THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT THE AFOREMENTIONED IS THE PINNACLE OF MASCULINITY AND UN-BUMDERISM.

DO NOT BE FOOLED. THIS BUMDER IS A MASSIVE BUMDER WHO HAS A CRUSH ON A MAN WHO IS PAID A SMALL FORTUNE TO BE WATCHED FLOUNCING AROUND A LARGE FIELD WITH OTHER MEN, BY OTHER MEN, BEFORE PILING INTO A STEAMY CHANGING ROOM WITH TEN OTHER MEN. ALL OCCUPANTS OF THIS BOARD ARE ADVISED TO PRESS THEIR BACKS FIRMLY AGAINST A WALL OR RADIATOR (EXCEPT YOU, DARTH, OBVIOUSLY). IF NEITHER ARE AVAILABLE THEN CLENCHING A SHARPENED PORTABLE FAN BETWEEN YOUR BUTTOCKS MAY PROVIDE SOME PROTECTION UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU ARE ABLE TO HIDE IN THE FILING CABINET.

BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT.++
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I like this, if only for the sheer amount of effort put in. Ooer missus.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

You just love the attention, don't you, you big bumder?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I can't wait for the next one.
They always make me grin like a mong in a sweet shop.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Plus PsychoChomp is thoroughly fed up with me flogging this dead horse
Clearly the Bumder Alert has everything going for it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

well you did your research
and that's enough for me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)