An excellent game

www.silvergames.com/game/dont-shit-your-pants/
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:21, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just shit my pants :(((

( broadsword, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I just shit in the toilet :))))

( broadsword, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

No it isn't.
I took off pants, opened door sat on toilet and all of a sudden was back outside with a pile of shit on the floor!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It's quite a challenge
See how long it takes you to get all the awards!

_{*Has played it for long enough to get all the awards*
*should probably be ashamed of this fact*}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

It seems like fun
I just had a quick try, but being in the office I can't play more
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's obvious you're allowed to play it
otherwise what's the point of a nice shiny office full of computers to go on the internet with? The only other explanation is that your boss is a cunt.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I like football

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I'm trying to make an origami crane.
it's not going very well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You should use stronger materials
like steel girders and shit, a paper crane's not likely to lift very much
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

That's a good idea
I'll try it again with sheet steel and see if that's any better.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

you're going to need a crimper

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I don't know what that is
you're crushing my dreams of construction work.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

someone who crimps metal
you daft bint
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

It's also a heated appliance for hair

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I bought the x com pack last night
and started a game of apocalypse, then I got distracted so I didn't finish it. Well I didn't get very far.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You're well rubbish
just out of interest, when you play do you do it turn based, or real time?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I save it before each mission,
then I'll do it real time, unless I die then I'll do it turn based.
You?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

real time all the way
because you can pause and change everything anyway. Only turn based games I ever liked were Fallout and Incubation

I don't save before every mission, but then, I'm not WEAK
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I bet you don't play on superhuman though do you,
you fucking fail.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Of course I do, otherwise you don't get all the bases
we're talking about X-Com Apocalypse here, I think we both fail
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

We're the winners on this board, we both know it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

*tummy bumps*
fuck yeah
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

When ever I read your name I think The Fouricci Sequence has come back
and I'm all like :D
then I realise it isn't him and I'm all like D:
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I got bored because nothing I typed in makes him do anything.
So I just started typing things like "wank" and had a good giggle when he says "I don't know how to wank"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)