Most habitual bumders have excellent skin
as spaff is known to be a natural moisturiser

And you blatantly look older than me despite being three years younger on account of your serial killer chinflange
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

no amount of man-goo can prevent you having wrinkles old man
and I blatantly don't look older than you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Well, you do
Not that you look old per se, but I don't look my age, and beards age people too. You might have a cherubic, angelic young person's face under that thing for all I know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

it depends on the beard to some extent
it is kind of cherubic. by which I mean round.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

ooh I was just telling Darth
about a bizarre dream I had about Sonisphere, and both of you were there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

do tell....
I had a weird dream last night. weirdest one for a while.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

we were sitting there having a drink
and Darth was being all adult and refusing to drink in case he got drunk, while I think both of us were drinking a lot (which is odd given that you're not a big drinker, and more of a weed smoker). Then the entire festival was taken backwards in time, and all sorts of bizarre monsters etc began to appear. Eventually we all went food shopping and bought cereal bars.

What was weird, is it is probably the most normal dream I've had in months compared to my others
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Vipros - I was also disappointed
at the lack of Eiffel Tower in this dream
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

that sounds like the sort of ridiculous ending that my dreams often have

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

my dreams seldom maintain full intensity
I either wake up at the worst bit, or it tails off into insignificance
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

mine last night ended up with my picking two padlocks on a window of a massive yacht
and having to squeeze through a room completely packed with cushions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

that sounds quite claustrophobic

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

it was better than the alternatives

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Granted
Obviously the full Gandalf will age you more than a sculpted effort like yours. A Blessed, for example, will obviously put 10 years on a man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

because mine is pointy and I have the sideburns it doesn't age me so much
in fact, it probably places me at about the age I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Nah mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

you are clearly some kind of idiot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Must...resist...painfully...obvious...retort...
So's your face!

willpower fail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I like you now that you've resigned yourself to the fact that you'll never be even remotely amusing

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

You like me anyway
We've established this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)