Did you know his brother jumped off the top of our cathedral a couple of years back?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You've got your own cathedral?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

He slid down the wigwam.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

See below

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Will do.
*looks down*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I'm only with her for the money

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

and the wine and biscuits

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

And cake

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

and beatification.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Him or me?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the Earth
When we're finished with it.

Which one of youse is pure of heart?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Totally me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Totally her

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Then she shall see God, in the shape of a swan,
A randy swan. So good call both of you.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Whose arm will it break?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

It'll snap djtp's dick like a twig.
And break your heart - once you've had a swan, no man will ever satisfy you. Especially not one with a snapped twig-dick.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Erm, I'm changing my mind about all this, Lazarus
And this is coming from a girl who owns a rather large Wings of Love by Pearson.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Is that some sort of dildo?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Nope
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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I did not
He probably thought it was about to transform into a spaceship and take off
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Not that one, the one out of the spare room window.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

That's the proddy cathedral
Not your cathedral!
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I was showing civic pride
rather than denominational bias.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You should show
Honda Civic Pride and then cry as the Accord of justice rams into your civic smashing it to smithereens *kablammmmy*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Are Honda Civics naff?
(I know that the word 'naff' is also naff, but I feel like it is the most appropriate for this question.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

they're not bad
the old ones were better than the new spaceship looking ones.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Aw wrong answer
I work with some cunt who's always bragging about her son's Civic and I want them to be shit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

they aren't anything to brag about
it's an ordinary car for ordinary people. If he's got a Type R then he's probably a twatty boy racer. If he's got a Type S he's a wannabe twatty boy racer without enough money.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I can't ask her
She'll get shrill
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

just make an assumption
all the other models they make are for old people, so he's either a doddering old fool, a wanker, or a poor wanker.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

He's a cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I've enjoyed how this conversation has turned out

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I am glad!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)