I don't like whiskey
But I just had a snikers. I know, I know, I broke my diet, but they are made of godness
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

We used to call them "Marathons"
but then you continentals made us change, IS NOTHING SACRED?!

As a British man I demand my right to eat a Marathon bar, followed by some Opal fruits and the ability to scrub my kitchen down with Jif.

So there.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I thought it was the Iranians,
who didn't like being reminded of the stuffing the Greeks gave them at the battle of Snickers.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I don't mind the name
They're gorgeous. I could live only eating them. It wouldn't be a long live, but it'd be so sweet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Well the Greeks had help from their god of war
A Mars a day helps you work rest and kill persians
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Common misconception
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Edward_Mars,_Sr.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Doesn't work for the joke though

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Sorry
Too much "The unbelivable truth"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

The Greek god of war was Ares
Mars was Roman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I knew you were going to correct me on this
but i'm glad it was you they sent *cue Godfather theme....BANG!*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Well, thanks
I was so focused in the name itself that I missed correcting that too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

He did live on the Island of Domestos though

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Did he buy it from Argos?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I wonder if there is a Peloponnesian branch?
It would surely confuse the locals.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)