More Boom
Less moob
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's really quite good
Can Michael McIntyre be the thing that goes boom?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I hope so I hate him

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ooooh, that's something we've got in common
this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

But not if you can't tell me what film that's from
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

you're a Casa-wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Casa Bus
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Your favourite film
Assablanca
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Cheers
I thought it was about time I got on the "Hound Darth Foxtrot for being a Randy Bumgardener" bandwagon
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

And now I'll never know if Booby's film knowledge is up to snuff
You know the significance the number 200 holds for both of us? It's your weight in pounds and my IQ
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

LIKE 200 POUNDS IS DISGUSTINGLY FAT OR SOMETHING

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I'm surprised no one has said "yes, it is actually"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Depends on how tall you are I suppose
14 pounds in a stone, so 200 pounds is approx just over 14 stone. Anyone of medium build over 6 foot could easily be that and not look fat.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

^ this is perfectly true
I for one am, to paraphrase the Howlin' Wolf classic, a little over "two hundred pounds of heavenly joy," but it's stretched over some 6'2" so I don't look like a manatee just yet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

*makes the horizontal hand wiggle*
mmmmmm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Ha Ha! *Points* FATTY FATTY FAT FAT, FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!
I'm just jealous (i'm a 5'9 short arse)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Pfff
Who told you that? Did he mention you look like a walrus?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU
I'm clean shaven, as you well know.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

you fat cunts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You beardy twat

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

;-)
I was just enjoying the novelty of it all, having recently sunk below the 13.5 stone mark for the first time in many many many years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

shut up Auschwitz-boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

he doesn't know, despite being given the answer by Vipros and myself (see below)
"I will kick myself when you tell me but I can't remember!!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

like I would believe anything you two wrote. Saboteurs. My movie knowledge is adequate/fair.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

most people here are unlikely to pass up an opportunity to mock Darth
for the sake of making a noob look silly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Calm down spazz
you're doing just fine. You'll miss us when you start teaching.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

yeah i know, i wasn't being serious,
I have 3 years to go so hopefully we'll be sick of each other.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

my IQ the number of sweaty men I've had come up my arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

That was from Superman
You lot are BRILLIANT at this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I will kick myself when you tell me but I can't remember!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

dur google it pretend you knew all along and be smug
That's the Vipros way of living
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

hey!
I'm smug because I know stuff. This isn't false smuggery
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Your level of knowledge regarding French cars = Fuck all
Yoour level of knowledge regrding football = Fucking fuck all.
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

His level of caring about such dull subjects =
Fucking fucking fuckity fuck all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

you're awfully tetchy
does it make you feel that angry that I don't like Ian Dury's "music"?

fwiw, my experience of french cars is that they are less reliable, less comfortable and less user-friendly than others. I'm not alone in this opinion.

My knowledge of football pretty much extends to knowing that Heskey is shit. Other than the world cup, I couldn't give a flying fuck about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I know the offside rule I do

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

croissant please

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

*rummages in bucket*
*throws croissant*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Is it a gold plated bucket

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

if you want

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I'm not at all tetchy, I'm merely pointing out the falseness of your previous statement.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

you seem tetchy to me
I don't see what is false about the statement, I do know stuff. Not all stuff, but then I didn't say that I did.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Speaking assertively about topics that you know little about is false smugness.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

the point in question was do I know what film that line was from
I did. I fail to see how anyone could know more about that particular question.

As for the other subjects, I know enough to satisfy myself that my opinion is valid and more than likely enough to satisfy someone who isn't already tetchy with me because I don't like a certain band's music.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

You can keep flogging the Ian Dury dead horse as long as you like, it doesn't make it relevant.
The point in question was your assertion that you're smug because you know about things. My point is that you're also smug about things that you don't know. I personally find informed smugness unpleasnt and uninformed smugness deeply irritating. Your statemnt "I know enough to satisfy myself that my opinion is valid" is incredibly complacent and self satisfied. Generally as you start to learn about any big subject, the first thing that you come to realise is how very little you know.
That's not to say that you're not an intelligent man. I just find your manner very irritating.
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Well that's a reason to be cheerful, I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

You need to get over yourself a bit.
I am mildly smug in person it is true, but it is somewhat overblown on here because it amuses me.

When I said "I know enough to satisfy myself that my opinion is valid" I was talking about just those subjects you mentioned. I am aware of how little I know on many subjects, and even those I know a lot about there is still an awful lot more to learn.

The bottom line is you've read some things that have been said with tongue planted firmly in cheek and seem to have taken umbrage at them, despite them being harmless particularly in comparison to a lot of stuff bandied around on here, and because of that I'm glad you find my manner irritating.

and to flog that dead horse one more time, you didn't seem to have a problem with me until I said I didn't like Ian Dury.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)