I don't like this

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry mate
Didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable, but we had a laugh ages ago and I've not been back around here for a long time - yours was the only name I recognised.

*shrugs*
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

What did we talk about, Dick?
and why did it have such a profound effect on you? Was it before or after my breakdown?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I'm guessing before
You had a profound effect because you made me laugh and you fucked goats - always good for a laugh, if you can catch the buggers.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

That was a long time ago, Dick
the goat-fucking trio have disbanded, Kaol's off somewhere in Wales, balls deep in a girl who's only vaguely preferable to a sheep, and Al's buggered off to marry some tart with a face like a downsy royal.

:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)