Sometimes I really try not to be so distant
and join in a bit, to make family gatherings less buttock-clenchy.
It doesn't work. I don't want to buy knocked off Juicy tracksuits.
If she had knocked off New Look I might be into it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

if you're going to shoplift
or knock things out why not go for the good stuff?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Ah, the ones
made of velour with writing across the arse? Nice. Your family is almost as classy as mine*

*No offence, like...
(berk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)

To be fair, my mother's side aren't quite as rough
They're common and clinically fucking bonkers, but I can have proper conversations with them and express my opinions and probably be agreed with rather than laughed at or glassed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:33, Reply)