If they don't know how to use a mobile phone they should be in some assisted care programme
I might just accidentally slip Hitlercock in as one of the slides
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It'll be a good way to break the ice
Maybe some dead kittens too?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

You could fill it with technical bollocks
Like the frequency bands used, digital compression methods, encryption, power, handshaking protocols etc. I don't know about satellite phones - maybe they use the same transmission protocols as standard GSM, but who cares? Rattle it all off anyway.

Their eyes will glaze over, and Hitlercock will be unnoticed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)