Please do this
And set up a webcam so that we can watch the selfish cuntrags try to open the driver's door and reverse out without scratching the delicate paintwork on their ever-so-fragile all-terrain vehicle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Better still
Set up a small blister in the side of the van, such that if they ding the van ever so slightly on their way out, it will shoot an enormous bundle of brightly-coloured comedy rubber snakes at them, while a klaxon emerges from the top of the van playing the Marseilleise at embarrassingly loud volume and a flag flutters down onto the roof of their 'car' with "CUNT" written across it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

*searches Autotrader for white van*
*rolls up sleeves*
*prepares for engineering work*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)