Mean?
Erm, I recently told my friend he was at the bottom of every food chain. I like the lad, but he has a tendency to attempt to lord it up over everyone.

Problem being, he has nothing to hold over any of us, he has no qualifications, is still in college at 22, has never had a job, and still lives in the shadow of Mummy.

My pointing that out to him along with the words "why don't you let go of her apron strings and go get a fucking job, you docile cunt?" is probably the meanest I've been in a very long time

My party trick is that I can join my hands behind my back, and bring them to over my head and to my front without letting go.

EDIT: Better?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Now why would we do that, AA?
This is probably the most amusing thing you've ever written (although, I haven't actually read it).
Out of interest though, why are all of your posts so long-winded and tedious?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Is that better?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)