You ate the chips with your fingers?
You fucking troglodyte.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No you barely sentient cunt,
I used an empty shell to pick them up and put them in the white wine sauce.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

That's a bit more like it, you bottom-feeding individual of sub-par mental development
And have you considered the relative poshness of those Russian blini things that you cover in caviar and also eat with your fingers?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You need to put the caviar on them with those weird spoons made of marble or something though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Yes, but that's preparation rather than eating
Presumably you fished the mussels out of the pot with a ladle or something? Or did you just reach in and grab them with your MANLY ASBESTOS FINGERS?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Of course you do.
then you use the shell of the first one you eat as a pair of pincers to pull out the meat from the others. As any fule no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

what is wrong with these peasants eh?
Everyone knows that is the way to do it!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Tipped the whole lot into a big bowl.
Sauce and all.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Sounding progressively less posh as you go along...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

apparantly unlike me
thanks for that Pyschochomp
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)