I'm so bored at work that I'm morosely hitting F5 until Amberl's thread creeps over 300 entries
In the wake of our recent run Ms Foxtrot has decided she wants to run a marathon before she's 30, and found a training program online designed to help you run said distance within a year. So by the time I'm 33 (I'm 3 years older than her) I should be;

a) fit enough to pull the ears off a Gundark
b) dead
c) I don't know what a Gundark is and as such have no place posting on B3ta or indeed attempting to contribute to society post-1980
d) I really, really don't care (never say I don't think about you, Bert. Chompy. Al. Monty...)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:43, 185 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Please don't say wake.
It seems to be the one thing I've failed to do this morning. It's only quarter to twelve and I'm already falling asleep at my desk - normally I can hold this off until at least 2pm.

NEEDS MOAR COFFEE,

Oh, and for good measure: You're a bumder.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You could have at least rolled out the alert
You know I love it so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

But, like bumdering,
when you want it, it takes all the joy out of it for the person doing it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Exactly.
Plus he didn't say anything particularly bumderish to warrant such an alert. I won't have this important public service abused.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post788555

lololpimpingownpost
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

You're running together?
How sweet. Are you going to "slow down" again, just to keep her company all the way through?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Yeah that's the plan
Plus it'll increase her endurance so I won't have to slow down for her. Am hoping to encourage her competitive spirit, once she realises that I'm sliiiightly fitter than her she'll stop at nothing to close the gap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

ha, if I did that with Wiggy he would wait until I was ahead enough that I didn't spot him
and get a taxi
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I had mussells and chips last night,
I can't think of a posher meal you eat with your fingers.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

kobe beef sarnie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I should add, that I can buy in waitrose for less than a fiver.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

You can buy in waitrose?
Your ability to post coherently is diminishing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

It makes perfect sense, read it again

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Out loud
and following the words with your finger.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

coherently interesting stuff diminishing non-existent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I've never had mussells
Are they like mussels?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sorry I typed Moule frite
but dumbed it down for the retards.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I fucking love moules frite
quite possibly my favourite meal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Which sauce?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

croissant

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

You!
You made me laugh with my mouth full of prune. Now I've made a mess everywhere.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

garlic and white wine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Mmmmm
But I prefer the one with a lot of vegetables, like celery, pepper, tomatoe... mmmm... mussels...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I had a really nice thai style one in St Ives
but the classic mariniere sauce is the one for me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I can't do spicy
so no thai for me. Last time we went to Brussels was in May, no "r" month, so we couldn't have mussels. We're going to have to go again for them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

it wasn't spicy, but used ginger and lemon grass and stuff
your last bit confuses me a bit!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Mmmmm that sounds fantastic
I love lemon grass. I have a lemon grass tea in my desk.

Which last bit you don't understand?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

the month with an r in it thing
meaning you can't eat mussels
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

You are not supposed to eat seafood in months which names have an "r"
Because they're hot months and seafood doesn't keep as well. OK, now with freezers is not a big problem, but you know that they're not fresh.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

How do you work that for September then?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

September is not summer
or hot.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Sure it is.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I have a friend...(wahey me)
...who whenever he has fish, and I mean whenever he has fish, be it fish fingers, monk fish, shell fish whatever he gets out the tommy k and the mayo and makes that nasty pink shit!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

you should kick his face off

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You ate the chips with your fingers?
You fucking troglodyte.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

No you barely sentient cunt,
I used an empty shell to pick them up and put them in the white wine sauce.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

That's a bit more like it, you bottom-feeding individual of sub-par mental development
And have you considered the relative poshness of those Russian blini things that you cover in caviar and also eat with your fingers?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You need to put the caviar on them with those weird spoons made of marble or something though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Yes, but that's preparation rather than eating
Presumably you fished the mussels out of the pot with a ladle or something? Or did you just reach in and grab them with your MANLY ASBESTOS FINGERS?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Of course you do.
then you use the shell of the first one you eat as a pair of pincers to pull out the meat from the others. As any fule no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

what is wrong with these peasants eh?
Everyone knows that is the way to do it!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Tipped the whole lot into a big bowl.
Sauce and all.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Sounding progressively less posh as you go along...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

apparantly unlike me
thanks for that Pyschochomp
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Caviar!
Not really a meal in itself mind, but I have done this.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

You don't eat it with your fingers, you have to put it on toast
or in a mini volauvent. Then yes, you eat that with your hands.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I have done both
Well tasty.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I know
I can't understand people who say they don't like them. What do they know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

caviar on toast is the fucking business
lovely stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Yes
And even more with smoked salmon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Mini volauvent
Stuffed with salmon and caviar.

And oysters.

www.forkandbottle.com/restaurants/ireland/images/bally_seafood.gif
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

While not even slightly posh, my tea was ace
Youngs fish fillets, waffles and spaghetti hoops
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I've only had a salad for lunch, I'm hungry
But yesterday for tea we had mine toad in the hole and a variant with mushrooms instead of sausage. And steamed peas. Mmmmmm peas...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

keira knightley

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You like anyone
I feel less important now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I'd rather shag you than Booby
Is that better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I'd be hurt but she's spanish and a lady so I completely understand. Even though I am still angry at the spanish team for putting a barca shirt on cesc!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Understandable
These are the advantages of being a Forest fan, Barcelona are covetous of surprisingly few of our players
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

nobody covets your players
lets be honest
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

We just sold James Perch to Newcastle
They're a Premiership team

For the moment

And at this precise, exact point in time Forest's goalkeeper is better than Arsenal's. Until you sign someone worthy of the jersey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I had sushi last night, I've never been so happy than when I had sushi last night, except maybe the time before that.
I'm having sushi tomrow night too. I fucking love sushi more than any other meal, if I could eat it twice a day for the rest of my life, I'd be quite a happy bunny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

With the lovely Clenders?
Sounds like a top evening!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Yup, that's the one, and I think they might be a few others.
I'll see what The Household are up too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I'm so excited by the prospect of having sushi TWICE in _one_ week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Sushi is fucking awesome
Had a big meal with friends at Shiki on Monday. Was brilliant. As was lunch at Itsu on Saturday. A combination which must be followed with a croissant, surely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I donno those places, but after a quick google, it looks nice and posh.
What's your favorite bits of sushi/japanise food? I love...

- Ebi Katsu (fried prawns)
** - Ebi Goyza (prawn dumplings) - my fave fave.
* - Salmon Skin Maki
* - Salmon and Avacardo Maki
* - Soft Shell Crab Tamaki or Maki
* - Prawn Tempora Tamaki
* - Teryakki Sauce
- Chicken Yakatori
- Scallop Katsu
- Egg Nigi
- Smoked Salmon Nigi
* - Soy sauce with Wassabi***

* What I had last night
** Two of these ,)
*** What you do, is put some soy and wassabi on a spoon, mix it in, then mix _that_ into the main of the soy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

What, lad?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Your question is....?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Should he run in the pink or purple spandex jumpsuit?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Or option 3:
'the M4, wearing a non-reflective grey one'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I think we should just imagine our own questions. I'll go first.
A: Very gay, Darth, very gay. It really brings out the bumlord in you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I read it as "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND DO EXERCISE LOOK HOW GREAT A PERSON I AM"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I read it as
'please dash my brains out with a cognac bottle'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

*drains Louis XIII Black Pearl bottle*
*offers*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Not just any girlfriend, but one who is
3 YEARS YOUNGER.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

"I'M NOT GAY AND I'M SUCESSFUL WITH THE LADIES!"
"ALTHOUGH HER SEXUAL FRUSTRATION IS SUCH THAT SHE HAS TO RUN MARATHONS, I'M A POOR LOVER"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'd glad he pointed out they were both adults
I don't think I could take another paedomouse incident. I almost died laughing last time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Strictly speaking
He didn't specify their ages. How am I to know that he's not a 17-year old grooming some pubescent teenager who's only just sprouting boobs?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Look at my profile
and tell me those pics of me look like a 17-year-old. Go on, seriously. It'll make my day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

You look like Justin Bieber
But with an even gayer haircut.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

That's not true, is it?
I'm 5'11" for one thing. And Justin Bieber looks about 11.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I read your post as "NO WOMAN WOULD TOUCH ME WITH A TEN-FOOT CLOWNPOLE AND I'M JEALOUS OF ANYONE WHO ADVERTISES THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE HAD SEX AT ALL EVER"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I read your post as
CHOMPY IS MORE POPULAR AND FUNNY THAN ME SO I AM GOING TO TAKE A CHEAP SHOT AT HIM
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Hardly fair
I was defending myself rather than taking a shot. Is there some sort of pecking order that dictates who can and can't insult people?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Yeah basically, I can insult everyone,
everyone can insult everyone else
no one can insult me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

No one can insult Gonz
Only straight people can insult Chompy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

You can insult Gonz
it just doesn't really work. Like confused water off a well-lubed duck
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Shut up gonzo is really the best you can hope for.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Woh', ACE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

can insult likes
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Everyone likes everyone else?
Are you reading the same board?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Very funny, sir
You've been out for 2 days, but came back full of good answers.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Compliments AND amazing tapas
I love you, you can stay.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Thank you
I'll try to keep it up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Make some more of that sangria while you're at it.
:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It does seem like a fuckload of people are constantly in violation of that last rule
You'll notice I tend to leave it alone unless provoked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I'm listening to Jamiroquai right now
You have to dance.....NOW! JK SAYS!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Fuck
I'm chair dancing at work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Me too!!
If JK says so, then it must be done
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Agreed
The office floor is now almost entirely clear... I'll assume it's because it's lunchtime, nothing to do with my awesome chair dancing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I read your post as.
GONZ IS SO GREAT, GONZ IS SO GREAT, I WISH I COULD, EAT HIM UP ON A PLATE.
GONZ IS SO GREAT, GONZ IS SO GREAT, I WISH HE WOULD, SIT ON MY FACE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Aw gonz you're so aweome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

GO GO GADGET EGO BOOST !
I donno what to have for lunch, the trouble with having sushi so early on in the week is that nothing can top that, everything else fails in compairson.

I'm quite peckish though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I've already eaten my lunch
now I'm sad and still hungry
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

What did you have?
You thought any more about moving to the Beverly Hills of North London yet?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Hahahaha unlike you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I was going to say I got more exercise than you
but you twice daily walks of shame where they won't even call you a cab probably all add up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah, 3 miles is quite a way to go
with a hangover and a sore arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

only crack and smack left.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

This made me laugh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I lie, I've still got my Holy Trinity of GET THE FUCK AWAY complete and unbroken.
The only thing broken is my spirit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I think I saw Monty this morning while I was cycling to work.
If it wasn't him, he has a twin in Mile End.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Monty has a really happy face, doesn't he

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Monty's amazing
noidon'tfancyhim
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

NO, PLEASE, NOT THE FACE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Would you be willing to be a sugardaddy for a hot sexy and attractive* young lady?



*Crow will attest to this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Why, have you got one going spare, or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Yeah, she wants one, she shares similar interests with you (not at all, really)
and once you mentioned you buy your girlfriends AP undies I was sold.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Actually I am retired from 'the layteez' these days.
Nothing but fucking trouble in my life.

I'm getting neutered at the vet's next week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Well, come along to one of Crow's things, I'll bring her
and see if a nubile 19 year old can't change your mind.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Are you sure? She has lovely (dyed) red hair
And is a charming and upstanding member of society.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I am indeed sure.
I find the idea of women who go out with men for material gain especially repellent. Good luck to them, but not for me, thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Gutted.
It's more the older man aspect, but we're students, and I was raised by a Jew, so of course I'm going to be moneygrabbing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

She probably would be.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

That's a fair point
I've always been suspicious of women like that myself (not that I have any material wealth to interest them). On the other hand, I shall second Lampito's open invitation above to join us for a piss-up round London Bridge of a Friday evening - it's a fairly regular occurence if you ever find yourself at a loose end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I'm happy to come out for drinks, for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

As long as it's not in Collier's Fucking Wood

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Everyone's biting my style these days.
I'm used to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Curses, not you then?
No wonder the man I shouted "OI, MONTY, YOU CAAAAAHNT!" at looked a bit shocked.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You didn't actually do that did you?
Please say you did.

My mate's girlfriend tried to de-bag from behind a man she was certain was me on the 149 once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Shamefully, I did.
I saw long hair, black clothes, and I was near where I think you live, so just yelled abuse.

Poor guy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

You fucking wizard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

That was me you oaf!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

ha
tea... evrywhere...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Massive LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Brilliant.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Hahaha!
Excellent.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

theres no question? Or am I being a retard? (fuck off bert)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Ah, yes, my bad
It was meant to be a "cast your votes here" thing, but I worded it phenomenally badly.

Just for Booby, Alt Q - plenty of transfer business left to be done, but who's your tip for the Premiership this season?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I think it is a cry for approval more than a question.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

See now
There's a line between being bullied, and inviting the bullies.

You're getting closer to the 2nd one...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

afternoon, bitches!
i have noodles and happiness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

noodles are awesome

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Yup, ok then, FINE, I'll have noodles for lunch.
GAWD, fine, all right already.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

i am a noodle
evangellist
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

in other words
an acolyte of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I'm going out to dinner tonight
however my mother refuses to go to the more interesting places that serve horse and rabbit meat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)