I learned how to make an origami crane the other day.
Japanese legend states that if you make 1000 origami cranes the crane will grant you a wish. If you give the cranes, or Senbazuru, to someone else, they will get the wish.

I've put it on my 100 things I want to do before I die. My best friend said that if I gave her 1000 origami cranes she would punch me in the face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And yet the joke would be on her if you gave her the cranes
and had wished for AIDS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

haha great minds,
I told her I would keep them and wish her a lifetime of unhappiness.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Why waste the wish?
She already knows you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

AND BY THAT I MEAN THAT JUST KNOWING KITTY IN REAL LIFE WILL CAUSE HER TO BE UNHAPPY
you thick cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I love how you're trying to turn 'explaining your jokes' into a joke
to make it less obvious when you have to do it for the really tenuous and lame ones, by which I mean 99% of your jokes. I'm using the term 'jokes' loosely. By which I mean you're shit and dull and I hate you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I love how your new meme is something I said first.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

You can have the credit for it
I found it really funny. Still do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

hahaha...haha..aha
you're lame.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

The horse jokes are up there ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

stop horsing around

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

You're riding roughshod over me now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You shoe-horned that in there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)