I just wondered
why, out of all the barnyard-type animals, or indeed all of the animals ever, you would choose one that a) probably wouldn't make a funny noise as you punched it and b) is quite capable of being pissed off at this treatment and breaking your nose. Or arm. Or leg.
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

hahaha I proper lolled at point a)

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

It's an important consideration
when selecting an animal to punch.
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I vote goose
having punched one, I can confirm they do make an amusing noise, especially if you get them mid-hiss.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I imagine them making
an amusing parp noise with a hint of squeaky dog toy. Please tell me this is true.
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

that's exactly it!
Kind of like a car horn that gets cut off in the middle with a beanbag flumpy sound.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)