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a bbc link of you eating soup?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:04,
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No unfortunatly not but how about a bbc news link about a soup factory?www.bbc.co.uk/news/10223055
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I can't believe I clicked on that link(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:08,
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makes a change from broken britain/daily mail
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:09,
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That;s not a very exciting storyI was hoping for "MAN DROWNS IN SOUP - RECESSION FORCES COMPANY TO SELL IT ANYWAY"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:09,
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I'm sorry TGB,I did just walk into a door, does that cheer you up.
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Depends... did you hurt yourself?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:21,
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I banged my kneebut not seriously, it's possible that I'll develop a blood clot which will find it's way to my heart and kill me in the next 48 hours.
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oh god that cheers me up so muchplease gaz all future mishaps directly to me. Facebook me as well.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:22,
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You can have the text conversation between me and Dr Preference before the pub if you want, it made me laugh.Me: Can you keep an eye out for Monty, he's getting there before me and don't think he's met any of that lot before, he's from offtopic and looks like a roady on massive drugs, you'll probably be able to smell the lies.
Dr P: Right, so if I see anyone I don't know I call them a liar and ask them for drugs?
Me: Yeah, london style.
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that meeting at the pub sounds like it would have been good fun(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:33,
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If only you had friends to go out to the pub with(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:33,
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if only your friends didn't go to the pub that was inside your massive vaginawhere you can't join them
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:40,
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My ribs ached from laughing by the end of the night,then this happened www.b3ta.com/talk/6886881
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At least I didn't have to pay for the ticket on the way back or a taxi.(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)
that's a bonusI really need to sort out a trip up that way. it sounds like fun.
are you invited to the catfaceceilidhwedding?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:44,
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worried about meeting me eh?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:47,
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No it's the cost that's the problem mainlyand the fact I may be busy, I'm not scared of anyone from here.
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I didn't think you would be scaredcost is what keeps me from getting up to London as well
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:53,
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I don't even own an invite at all !Oh noes !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:54,
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I looooove when bad things happen to you(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:50,
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Wasn't that bad, had a bit of a wander round northampton.Then saw a girl I kind of know doing the Train Ride of shame, we ignored each other.
Then got to walk through town at sunrise which was quite nice.
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you mean she ignored youno matter how much eye contact you tried to make, even when you pretended to drop your ticket at her feet so she would pick it up and you could break the ice, but no, she just looked coldly out of the window, shunning you back to the cold recesses of your train seat.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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Are you going to put that literary vomitinto your little book of PsychoChomp fan fic?
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hahahaI'm totally going to start some fanfic
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:11,
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that would be amazingcan I help?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:13,
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I'm going to pretend that Kitty said she's going to start pleasuring herselfand that your responses are as they stand.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:22,
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don't postthanks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:37,
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I will:PsychoChomp like totally had sex and that and did loads of the kinky stuff and it was great and then the girl called him dull and then he killed himself because HE IS SHIT!
/what I'm expecting.
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that is a bit fantasticbut I bet me, Kitty and Applebite could do better, if less graphic
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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"It's not kosher, Sexface, but you're going to eat it"
haha
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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Fuckfell for that once again
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:27,
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