Depends on the industry you're in
If you work for Royal Mail or ParcelForce, for example, in order to be grammatically correct it should read "we may have put your order somewhere. We're not sure, and to be honest we don't give a shit. We're required to tell you that you'll receive the goods tomorrow but that's obviously bollocks. We are horribly inept. But our grammar is excellent."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You know what, I just realised, I didn't even read the origional thread, just saw some stuff about monty.
I didn't even read your one past the words 'in order to be grammatically...', which pointed me out to the point I didn't read the first one.

I'm sure you'll all find that fascinating.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I certainly do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

That is probably the most abstract response to any of my posts, ever
Good work sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

watermelon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Should have gone with "wibble"
Then stuck pens up your nose
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

+ i
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Up his noise?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Now stop that.
You know damn well where to put it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I actually like what Vipros said
and I do not say that often
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You're just saying that to spite me
I'm on to you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

pisswibble

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)