I'd introduce mandatory suitability assessment
before people would be allowed to reproduce (like everyone else here it seems).

And I would (of course) radically overhaul the child access system.

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would ban old people from the internet
and people who don't like the Clash deserve their hands cut off.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Have you been drinking, young Finlay?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

No but I have a new job
so I'm getting shitfaced this weekend YES
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

sounds good
I'm currently four G&Ts the worse for wear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Good work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

thanks
dinner tonight with my mother. Thus the liquid refreshment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Is that
because you have a great laugh with her and are getting in the mood, or because it is liable to be an ordeal and thus you are numbing the senses?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

the second one
she can be lovely, but very prickly. A few G&Ts will enable me to nod along without starting an argument
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I find booze increases the chance of an argument

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)

it can go either way
but booze means that it will be pleasantly hazy.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)

You are approximately 24 hours ahead of me
I'm psycho-chomping at the bit here...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Everyone else is an idiot though,
you can't stop people breeding.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

As a plan it does have some slight flaws, I grant you...
You on 2nd wind yet? I read of your homeward woes with a mixture of amusement and pity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I can barely see straight but I've only got 6 mins left.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Oh, I don't know
Knocking on the window whilst grinning at them inanely might put them off...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)