Serious "=/"
[YouTube] Telephone interview between Ian Collings (TalkSport) and the girl who started the Facebook page about Roewl being a legend.

Tell me, how are YOU gonna sort out this country?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:26, 132 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you don't want to know Gonz

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You're not going to exicute me, or any of my loved ones, or even any of my liked ones, are you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

of course not
would I do that?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

You might be on the blob.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

It'll be something I don't want to know about.
Fair enough if I didn't know about it, out of the blue, but it's one of the sollutions I wouldn't want to know about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I'd only do good

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Oh, I'm not entirely sure why I wouldn't want to know then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

The road to evil is paved tho'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Massive changes to the education system.
Critical thinking to be taught as soon as they start school.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Or something wakki like kill people who disagree with me lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Can't teach common sense.
And it looks like down the chain, you lose a bit with each generation, thick as pig shit cunts having thick as pig shit kids. I'm an optimistic kindda guy mostly, at least, I like to think I am, mostly. But some people really shouldn't be allowed to bring up kids.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Of course you can teach common sense, kids aren't born with it and so they need to learn it.
And the genetic component of intelligence is totally overshadowed by the amount of time the parents spend with their kids.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

But what if the parents are a bad influance, as such is many cases?
I'm not saying they're bad people, just bad influances, normally I presume lacking in 'life experiance', 'commons sense' or 'general education' themselves? They'll pass that onto their children, except as always the way, it'll get worst and worst until it reaches a curchendo* and a generation would rebell into a decent way of life, or will end up being locked away for life before being able to breed.

*croo-shen-doe
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I agree with Pyschochomp
yes parents are a massive influence on children, but that doesn't mean that some of that influence can't be fixed or modified. From the age of five onwards, you spend as much time at school as with your family when you factor in sleep/ bus journey etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

That's a double-edged sword.
Ignorance and, for lack of a better word, 'chav', could spread like a cancer, via the schools.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

thus Pyschochomp's emphasis
on critical thinking and reform of education make sense
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Yeh', but the mug in me wants to give familes 'one last try'.
Maybe our whole system of having families at all is a mistake in this day and age?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

well I agree
families are an extremely important tool. But they're not something that is easy to change
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Yeh', I agree, can't really change families, at least, you could but it would take loads of generations.
It's a sad fact, that for a lot of these families, the only way to get them to want to 'improve' themselves, is financial incentive... carrot or stick though? I donno.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

that may be true but we can only police what goes on in peoples homes in a very limited way.
We have an educations system, I think it should be chaged a lot, not just in terms of funding but actual direction, especially pre GCSE age. If that happens then we can limit the bad influence of the parents and hopefully break the cycle.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I see what you mean, but I'm not sure I like the connaughtations....
... that we would no longer be trusting families to instill 'better' values on the youth, but I guess it _is_ a sign of the times. But can a teacher's word _ever_ be strong than a parents, in the eyes of the child?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I love how you have spelt connotations there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Hah =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

look at philosophy for children, amazing results.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 18:28, Reply)

A eugenics programme should do it.
Just prevent certain people breeding and we'll be fine.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

For example
all those that have joined that facebook group.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Increased benfits for people who take regular education in regards to bringing up kids in a 'good standard', as deemed by 'the system'.
It's a carrot methord, but I agree with it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I would totally do this
Licence to Breed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Gonz why did you start this thread it's a deliberate attempt to annoy me isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

a bit difficult that
what criteria, who enforces it etc.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

It's more that a bit difficult it's morally abhorrent,
totally unworkable, a massive violation of human rights and fundementally bad not just for the country but humans as a species.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

please note my response below

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

by bringin jade bk fm heavn bcuz she wud no wat 2 do

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Hee hee :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I would ban everyone from reproducing
future generations will thank me
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

The chemical neutering of sex offenders, drug offenders and violent criminals
NEUTERLOL
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

So if you're caught with drugs when you're 17 you'll never be able to have kids?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Nah you gotta be really bad like
proper big dealer. I was watching Cops with Cameras last night and a guy caught with a stash of Heroin and various drugs paraphernalia received a £100 fine.

I was fined £70 for pissing on the street on a night out so I am extremely bitter.

That's like if he was given 100mg of neuter drug for his drug offence I practically got 70mg and have hardly any swimmers left...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

It's a ridiculous idea, it would never work
why would you think these criminal masterminds will be put off by the threat of them never being able to have 2.4 kids.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

These criminal masterminds
are invariably the offspring of criminals. Yes I am making a sweeping generalisation but I'm trying to sort out the country here. What the fuck is the actual PM boys doing apart from engaging in daisy chains with their party members?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

that's not sorting a country out
that's just a short term solution and not even an effective one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

You mean stopping violent criminals, drug scum and sex criminals reproducing
will not help the country?

I did not consider this possibility.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

of course it won't
that's just ridiculous. First of all as Chompy pointed out, it's not an effective deterrent for those you have to worry about (i.e. the grown up criminals) and second of all it is brutal trampling of human rights. Do you genuinely think people are born criminals? Do you really think we have a limited, set amount of families that generate criminals?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

They've got the bad genes
like those jews.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I can also suggest that a £100 for a Heroin fiend is not an effective deterrent
that was the equivelant of a couple of "wraps".

But if you allow me to get all Daily Mail for a second, yes I believe a number of criminals are born into a criminal environment. Of course it's not going to stop all crime but I propose that it will help. You think it's the human right of a violent criminal or sex monster to reproduce?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

of course
I forgot. Human rights are only given to the people we want to have human rights. That's where I've been going wrong.

Rather than arbitrary and ineffective short term measures, we need to take a long term view of a restructuring of society with an emphasis on tougher terms for criminals, and adequete support for those at most risk of becoming part of the criminal element
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

That wouldn't make for an interesting post though
But still I stand by the fact that certain criminals in this here society should not have the right to bear children, just like certain criminals should not have the right to live.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

if you'd like I can rephrase
OMG u cant tke their rites awy, do u wnt Babby P 2 dye al ovr agin?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I take it you're not a fan of capital punishment then
surely an outrageous breach of human rights in your book.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

totalllyy!!!!1!
u cnt kil peeps loike Rol Maot who r rite leg-ends.

To translate, yes I am indeed against capital punishment. I'm such a hippy liberal me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I'm not exactly a hard-nosed nazi
but the current justice system is extremely flawed. Especially that part of me getting a £70 fine for peeing in the street. I'm more outraged about that than any murderer getting any wrist slapping..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I find it hard to be aggrieved on your behalf
having to avoid trickles of piss on the ground is not one of my favourite activities in high heels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

It's not as if I whipped my cock out in the middle of the pavement
it was in a stagnant hidden corner at the back of a derelict building.

Again that's not the point - someone caught with thousands of pounds worth of class A drugs and equipment got a £100 fine compared with my £70.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I believe it's everyone's right to reproduce
However, I do believe that no one has a right to be supported by the government because they have kids. Yes, the government may choose to support some or indeed all, but I hate the sense of entitlement that some people have.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

agreed
but that's a seperate argument from whether they should be allowed to have kids at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I also agree with that.
The problem I have isn't so much that people are having eleventy billion kids, it's that they demand support for them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

citation needed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Mark Thature?
He's over-throwing goverments in africa.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

well chemical neutering
implies impossibility to have sex, not just reproduce. And is presumably not irreversible. Not that I'd ever condone it obviously
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

You might get a black-market for children, someone who wants to influence a kid into a young teen to take on their criminal activites.
Donno, maybe that's far-fetched, but the potential is there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Emigrate
Edit: I've just listened to that interview. Christ on a fucking turbo-charged lawnmower. Worth it just for Ian Collins' parting words, though, "Is that the stupidest woman you've ever heard on this radio station?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

They ARE a great airline
but I fail to see how they can help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Monty you didn't reply to my thread that mentioned you in the OP approximately three times
*sadface*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I've been really fucking busy, Badge.
I'm most terribly sorry - it's definitely 'a Euro pallet', by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I'm going to let you off
Because I love you, obviously
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

"Monty, I love you, yet you spurn me!"
"How my heart doth ache!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I know you're jealous because I love Monty and not you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Not jealous, no
Relieved.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Come now, children - play nicely ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

*punches air*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I'd introduce mandatory suitability assessment
before people would be allowed to reproduce (like everyone else here it seems).

And I would (of course) radically overhaul the child access system.

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I would ban old people from the internet
and people who don't like the Clash deserve their hands cut off.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Have you been drinking, young Finlay?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

No but I have a new job
so I'm getting shitfaced this weekend YES
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

sounds good
I'm currently four G&Ts the worse for wear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Good work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

thanks
dinner tonight with my mother. Thus the liquid refreshment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Is that
because you have a great laugh with her and are getting in the mood, or because it is liable to be an ordeal and thus you are numbing the senses?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

the second one
she can be lovely, but very prickly. A few G&Ts will enable me to nod along without starting an argument
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I find booze increases the chance of an argument

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)

it can go either way
but booze means that it will be pleasantly hazy.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)

You are approximately 24 hours ahead of me
I'm psycho-chomping at the bit here...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Everyone else is an idiot though,
you can't stop people breeding.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

As a plan it does have some slight flaws, I grant you...
You on 2nd wind yet? I read of your homeward woes with a mixture of amusement and pity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I can barely see straight but I've only got 6 mins left.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Oh, I don't know
Knocking on the window whilst grinning at them inanely might put them off...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I read somewhere
that in the next elections we should let Paul the Octopus to choose our prime minister.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Is his name really "Paul"?
It's not very German is it. Shouldn't it be "Hans" or "Stalag 41" or something?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

'Schweinhund'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Good band
I especially liked their version of Europes classic 80's hit "The Final Solution".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

He don't choose nuttin
he just predicts the result.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Imagine how much money we'd save in elections

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'd kill people I don't like
And take all their stuff.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

You're going to take my car aren't you?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Yes, but I might not kill you
I'll need a driver.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

In all fairness driving around all day sounds awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

weapons of
MASS destruction
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

NSFW

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

It's called maximounds
Which is my new name for Clendrix
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

how so? they're covered up

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

because it's given me a stonking erection

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

then I dare say YOU are nsfw

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Oh Lordy!
They're too big even for Burt!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

No
those gigantic bazookas do not make up for your spade ravaged face.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

they make me feel a bit sick

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Unplug the internet,
I will combat the lack of internet by leaving bin bags full of porn in the woods near everyone's house, I will then charge for access to the woods to fill the coffers and fund the construction of my dreadnaut class squid airship from which I will rain down fire and death upon my enemies.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

ok FINE ignore me then.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

We have immigrants and asylum seekers who will gladly do the jobs we don't want to do
And we have a myriad of retarded fuckwits we want rid of.

I've said it before, I'll say it again:
For every asylum seeker we take in, we deport one attention seeker.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

/qotw will be dead.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Think of it as a quality filter
It will be easy to pick and choose the best stories if there are only 30-odd, instead of having to wade through umpteen pages of emotional retards, sex-pests and spankyclones.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Forget attention seeker
we should deport on a lottery type basis.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

We could free up an awful lot of space straight away
By taking everybody queuing up for one of those X-factor-Britain's-Got-Herpes-Popstar-Talent-bullshit programs and dumping them in the middle of the North Sea.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

How about a lottery to allow people to breed?
Natural selection with a little assistance. Winners could sell their rights to breeders.
Redistribution of wealth AND a way of limiting the population.
Oh and don't allow people to turn down jobs or weasel out of them.
A little bit of coercion goes a long way. These ideas are far too good to keep. I'm going to sell them to the Daily Fail.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Or even better
the healthiest and most intelligent of the species donate egg and sperm to.....

oh fuck it just do whatever that Hitler fella was on his way to. With less comb-over...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

What a silly idea.
I'll never make money from that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I'd kick everyone in the neck really hard
anyone who doesn't die is allowed to live
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

You would get really tired sir. Allow me.
"Eeeny meeny miney mo, catch a Vipros by the toe.
He'll never holler so out you go."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I didn't say it was going to be a quick fix
it'll take a while to kick 60 million people in the neck. I might need some helpers, although we'd have to carefully calibrate the amount of force used
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I'm on hand, don't worry.
I'll cover the West Midlands area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I can cover round Oxford
and parts of Ireland. And I don't mind doing my bit on my hols
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I only offered to do the West Midlands
because I don't like the accent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I'm not really willing to put myself out
and travel to Essex though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Some philanthropist YOU turned out to be.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I'm a terrible person

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

So it seems.
I'm off to that there trendy Shoreditch now to go to a psychedelic art exhibition and free gig by utter legends Spacemen 3.

I WIN.

Toodle-pip!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)

enjoy
have a good time!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Monty can supply the jackboots.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

...from my extensive collection.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

do you have any in a size 5 and a half?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

*rummages*
I'm all out of 5 an'arfs luv, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)