I'd kick everyone in the neck really hard
anyone who doesn't die is allowed to live
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You would get really tired sir. Allow me.
"Eeeny meeny miney mo, catch a Vipros by the toe.
He'll never holler so out you go."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I didn't say it was going to be a quick fix
it'll take a while to kick 60 million people in the neck. I might need some helpers, although we'd have to carefully calibrate the amount of force used
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I'm on hand, don't worry.
I'll cover the West Midlands area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I can cover round Oxford
and parts of Ireland. And I don't mind doing my bit on my hols
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I only offered to do the West Midlands
because I don't like the accent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I'm not really willing to put myself out
and travel to Essex though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Some philanthropist YOU turned out to be.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I'm a terrible person

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

So it seems.
I'm off to that there trendy Shoreditch now to go to a psychedelic art exhibition and free gig by utter legends Spacemen 3.

I WIN.

Toodle-pip!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)

enjoy
have a good time!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Monty can supply the jackboots.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

...from my extensive collection.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

do you have any in a size 5 and a half?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

*rummages*
I'm all out of 5 an'arfs luv, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)