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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
keep going
I'm about to spluff in my pants
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:57,
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16 years ago)
She had her tape measure round her neck at the time
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:57,
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oh god, so close....
keep on going...
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:59,
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And afterwards
she went to meet Maureen to go to the market then clean the church
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:02,
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you totally just made me lose my lob-on
I was expecting slightly more explicit detail on your grandmother's hairy chin
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:04,
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Good
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:05,
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I was totally picturing her
taking out her teeth, giving me pleasure beyond imagination, and then taking my hot goo on her wrinkled, saggy breasts
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:06,
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She has her own teeth
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:08,
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Then I'll repeatedly smack her in the face
before I punch her in the doughnut
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:09,
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