I don't think I'd fool anyone
regardless of what surgery I had
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Women eat croissants too y'know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

they're generally not 6'2
and quite broad with a beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

You'd have an awesome career in the circus ahead of you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Your beard would go though
if you started on the hormones. And you'd grow tits.

Mind you, large 6'2" women are thin on the ground hereabouts. But maybe you'd get off with it in the Netherlands.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Vippers as a woman
www.oldstmaryspa.com/upload/beerded%20lady.jpg
( Peej, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Tremendous!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

that's my wedding outfit sorted

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

She/he/it looks like a transvestite Peter Sutcliffe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

You've never dated a girl from Canvey Island then

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)