I was going to do a strikethrough
but it's too obvious.

Although a friend of mine got a blowjob for his 30th birthday. Some slag of a girl he picked up in a pub felt sorry for his lack of birthday sex and put it right.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

to be fair
I can't get a blowjob until the surgery above is complete
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Good point.
You'd just have to give one instead.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

terribly sorry
to disoblige, but I think your own sex change renders it impossible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I didn't say I was getting one though
I'm quite happy with my current state, thank you.

I'm not that keen on the idea of a cockectomy!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Nice to see there's some honour and decency left in the world
Never had a pity-nosh myself.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)