our bass player has had several bands reviewed by the same guy in the past
and he has slated all of them, despite his last band being awesome, and winning a fair number of battle of the bands

he's probably got most cause to fire-poo their office
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

sounds like it
this chap just might have a chip on his shoulder
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

That's not a chip.
It's a sliver of Vippers' excreta.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I thought that
then read the other reviews he'd written, which were rather good hehe

frankly though, I'd probably write a similar review of my band, particularly based on the CD he heard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

It's worth keeping in mind that most reviews are essentially about the reviewer.
And how the songs/book/film fits with their own worldview/values.

Alternatively get some oxy-acetylene bottles, long pipes (with spark back arrestors)and a cutting torch with a fine nozzle, and burn the fucker's face off.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)