I once put tinned mackerel in some tomato pasta sauce because I couldn't find any bacon. After asking someone I knew for a second opinion on how terrible it was, he claimed he'd "tasted better ass". It was the fishy disgusting Sauce Of All Evil.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ass as in donkey?
did you know that in ye olden times, babies who weren't breastfed by their mothers were latched onto donkey and goat udders to feed?
I read that in a book yesterday and can't get it out of my head for some reason.
( ascorbate, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

No. Not as in donkey. And I didn't know that, but I expect it would be a right bugger to whip out a donkey to feed a kid. Try doing that on a bus. I wonder what donkey curry would taste like now? Does anyone eat donkeys or do even the French draw the line there? I'm rambling again, I need more tea.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Thinking of hiring an ovine wet nurse?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)