I do. Thanks for that link.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

shouldn't that be
'I do cbhja,eb,r8o caqwbcfi wbfwgoqhbvorhbo'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Ha ha. Yes it probably should be and would be if it weren't for the tablets
I always wondered if I was to have a fit whilst fucking a girl for the first time if she would realise I was having a seizure or just thought it was how my body reacted whenever I shot my load.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

You should have a strobe light by your bed
and bring on fits during sex anyway, I bet the ladies would love a man-brator
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I will try this. Totally worth it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I just checked your profile
are you touching your penis through your pocket?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Yes.
Doesn't everyone touch their cock whilst standing on a bridge over the Seine?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Of course not, that would be quite, quite mad

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Ah. That's my plans for tomorrow cancelled then. I was planning a wank on the clifton suspension bridge

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

you were supposed to make an 'in-Seine' joke, you retard

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Missed that. Was too busy licking a window.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)