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Computer Geniussesses
Will an HDMI cable that links a Sky HD box to a plasma telly also link a Sony Vaio laptop to the same TV?
Apologies for luddite tendencies.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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latest was 16 years ago)
There are no computer geniussesses here.
Just cunts.
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girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:51,
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Be fair.
There are also dicks and arseholes.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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but it's the dicks that are fucking the cunts and the arseholes
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:07,
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Fuck yeah!
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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Probably,
it's only apple that make you pay for their own "special" cables that are "definatly worth" the £25
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PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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Would that perhaps be
'definitely worth'...?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:00,
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If you can't work that out you should probably hang yourself.
You're never going to be loved.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:03,
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^ "I like this"
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:12,
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I do. Thanks for that link.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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shouldn't that be
'I do cbhja,eb,r8o caqwbcfi wbfwgoqhbvorhbo'
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:25,
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Ha ha. Yes it probably should be and would be if it weren't for the tablets
I always wondered if I was to have a fit whilst fucking a girl for the first time if she would realise I was having a seizure or just thought it was how my body reacted whenever I shot my load.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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You should have a strobe light by your bed
and bring on fits during sex anyway, I bet the ladies would love a man-brator
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:31,
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I will try this. Totally worth it.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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I just checked your profile
are you touching your penis through your pocket?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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Yes.
Doesn't everyone touch their cock whilst standing on a bridge over the Seine?
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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Of course not, that would be quite, quite mad
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Ah. That's my plans for tomorrow cancelled then. I was planning a wank on the clifton suspension bridge
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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you were supposed to make an 'in-Seine' joke, you retard
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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Missed that. Was too busy licking a window.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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Only if it has a HDMI output on it which my girlfriend's vaio does,
on a more interesting note, I found a topless girl sleeping in my lounge this morning.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:53,
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Oh man, you've got a girlfriend and naked chicks in your house?
That's like... ... 4 breasts.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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4 whole breasts PC
my girlfriend's are the nicer pair I'm happy to say.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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Yes
A far more interesting note. Was she asleep?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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Or dead?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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She was asleep next to my friend who's crashing on my sofa,
so I couldn't get a clean 'shot'.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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Accuracy?
What, you mean you missed and hit the upholstery instead?
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b3tz, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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I didn't want to get him
one splash and I'd be gay.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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YES
NO
MAYBE
LETS FUCK
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broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:55,
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I had a caesar salad.
I hate Bono but really like breasts.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:55,
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breasts are well good
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broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:14,
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I don't know
why don't you try it and find out?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:06,
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If I needed
an extra cable or whatever I was going to buy one on the way home.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:13,
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you are the worst kind of troll there is
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:21,
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I just laid a cable if you want it
buyer collects
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broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:24,
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Yeah', should do, if your Vaio has a HDMI port.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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