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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm pretty aroused right now
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broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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is that a mini sausage roll in your pocket or are you happy to see me.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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actually, it's a mini sausage roll
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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No, it's my penis :(((((((
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broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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yeah, but surely it's not pleased to see her?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:46,
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how do you know what his penis wants?!
wait....ooooh....you two, eh?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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Me and just about anyone and everyone, generally
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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not me though!
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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If only I could reach
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:52,
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+my penis without my big flabby gut getting in the way
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broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:54,
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I'm so skinny I'm virtually translucent
I'm the other kind of nerd
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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I'm well aroused right now
wanna fuck?
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broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:06,
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This is Bert you're talking to.
He'd fuck a horse with Down's Syndrome.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:28,
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but I'd rather fuck it with my cock
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:34,
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