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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Probably a slightly esoteric question, but anyone got any idea how much (or how little!) one could expect to pay for a session musician in London these days?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:05, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Depends on whether you just want him to give you
a handjob, oral, or go the whole way.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Well, I imagine the price will vary with their experience
So if he's good then I might just settle for head.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
a ha'penny
and a meat pie
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Steady, I've heard the better ones insist on jellied eels as well

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
nah not anymore
not since that eel went wild
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Oh, I heard about that one
Dean Martin told me it was a Moray...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I scored some wobbly dessert off a dealer last night
it was a jelly deal
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I bought some Tamazepam in Glasgow last night
It was a jelly deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Oooo! Tamazepam.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I got some ecstacy coated in hair product last night
it was a gel e deal
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
OK you win

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
The mere fact that we are on /qotw
makes us ALL winners. Come, let us do the dance of the champions.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
*does that gay wheelchair hip-hop dance shit
that was a BBC ident a while back*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I can't believe someone went to all the effort
of recording it, transferring it to computer, converting it to a computer friendly format then uploading it to youtube

really, some people should get out more
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Also, the voiceover well put me off my stroke

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I like laughing at spastics as much as the next man,
perhaps even more so, but that is going too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Is it?
*hides DVD of 'Spakake Party 7'*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
haha
One of my old pals claims to have seen 'Romeo Retard'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post792652
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
*gets headache*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
They don't half repeat on you though.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
'Downs with Love'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Happy Birthday m'dear

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
11p, 12 for anal

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Foxtrot will give you a bebop solo on the spunk trumpet
for 15p and a signed photo of Bruce Forsyth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Buy a double esspresso and offer to tip.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I'll do it for a happy ending
and a bag of Frazzles. My missus loves Frazzles.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
They don't half repeat on you though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
So's your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

So's your mum
They don't half repeat on you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
So's your mum
 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

So's your mum
They don't half repeat on you though.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
So's your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

So's your mum
They don't half repeat on you though.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
It's more of a 'relationship' then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I do not
Mrs Al just likes to stuff my pocket with them
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Kinky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Especially if it's done covertly
And you don't notice them until you're on a train
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

pocket minge
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
it was my back pocket

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
EEEEEEWWWWWWW...!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
That kinda thing is pretty popular at the moment
I blame the internet
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
ewwwww....
they'd go all soggy, and bacon flavoured dripping would leak out.

EDIT What am I talking about? That sounds fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I don't know, bacon's got to be better than the taste of a manky one
(Not to cast aspersions about Roota's minge)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Just as well...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I'm pretty aroused right now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
is that a mini sausage roll in your pocket or are you happy to see me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
actually, it's a mini sausage roll

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
No, it's my penis :(((((((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
yeah, but surely it's not pleased to see her?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
how do you know what his penis wants?!
wait....ooooh....you two, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Me and just about anyone and everyone, generally

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
not me though!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
If only I could reach

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
+my penis without my big flabby gut getting in the way

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I'm so skinny I'm virtually translucent
I'm the other kind of nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I'm well aroused right now
wanna fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
This is Bert you're talking to.
He'd fuck a horse with Down's Syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
but I'd rather fuck it with my cock

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

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