To go and see Lampito and Kitty tonight.
And for mother to leave the house so I can have some piece and quiet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:47, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What time are you meeting them, I'll be sure to turn my phone off.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

PIECE AND QUIET?
oh dear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Oh dear what?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

piece?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

oh for fucks sake.
It's too early in the morning. I can't be bothered changing it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Morning?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Shut up Chompy.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

For me, yeah.
I'm aware it's after twelve. But I only got up an hour ago, so for me it's still morning. So shut up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

There's so many responses to this sort of post,
I'll go for the least offensive:
Lazy cow.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Yep.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

peace

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

fucking hippy

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

At least it's not "quite"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

That's the first thing I checked for.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

so, so much fail
edumacaeshuns not wot it used to be
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I cannot wait for this.
(Autocomplete was "I cannot wait for the day you actually meet her", which concerned you and Chompalicious)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Oh, you're meeting in Manchester and I'm not invited?
Why? Do I smell?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

It's because you're forrin
and they're terrible racists
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

:(
I can fake English accent. Well, no, but I can try be the English stereotype and just be there, looking posh and smug, drinking my 5 o'clock tea and eating biscuits, agreeing to everything while thinking that they're talking bullshit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ich bin ein Auslander auch
seeing as I'm a card carrying Jock. But alas, I don't need to fake my English accent.
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

So not actually forrin,
just a denizen of the lower orders of this Sceptred Isle? Boy, stoke my pipe and have it ready for me on the verandah in five minutes.

Abe, as a foreign dignitary, just do everything I do and you'll fit in just fine. If you can practice responding to everything I say with "Well, quite," and "Oh, absolutely," in an accent worthy of Rex Harrison then nobody will notice the difference.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I've got very good at saying
"Well, well, well" and "Oh, I see" Will that suffice?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Useful point of etiquette
The correct response to "how do you do" is "how do you do". Nothing else is acceptable in polite circles.

Yet another way we sneaky Brits aim to out forrins.

/debretts
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Or, if you're being flirtatious:
"How do you do?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Followed by a salacious twirl of the handlebar, of course ...

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Yes,
And the only right answer to "Thank you" is "No, thank you"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

get it right up ye
ya soft peace ;) o' southern shite
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Yes, but is my pipe ready?
I shall have the quartermaster flog you if you continue to bandy about derogatory remarks in that native dialect of yours!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Nah
But ma boabie is ya bent shot
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)